While T2W was taking a lotion break, his pet hamsters Chalky and Juice-Meister (below) decided to see once and for all what was so special about the whole hamster-up-the-ass thing to which they are subjected almost nightly.
"I dunno," chirped Chalky. "As much as I've seen of the human sphincter you'd think I'd understand it's pleasure centers better, but I just can't fathom what the fuss is all about."
"It's a biped thing," chirpped Juice-Meister. "We don't understand."
"I dunno," chirped Chalky. "As much as I've seen of the human sphincter you'd think I'd understand it's pleasure centers better, but I just can't fathom what the fuss is all about."
"It's a biped thing," chirpped Juice-Meister. "We don't understand."
