> > 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
> ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> >
> > 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
> electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
> I'm positive..."
> >
> > 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
> serve
you,
> but don't start anything."
> >
> > 4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
> >
> > 5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we
> don't serve food in here."
> >
> > 6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> >
> > 7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
> "A beer please, and one for the road."
> >
> > 8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
> this taste funny to you?"
> >
> > 9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
> "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's
> Not Unusual."
> >
> > 10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
> Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
> believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
> >
> > 11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
> nothing to look at either.
> >
> > 12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
> cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the
> vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines
> his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to
> have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
> >
> ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> >
> > 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
> electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
> I'm positive..."
> >
> > 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
> serve
you,
> but don't start anything."
> >
> > 4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
> >
> > 5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we
> don't serve food in here."
> >
> > 6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> >
> > 7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
> "A beer please, and one for the road."
> >
> > 8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
> this taste funny to you?"
> >
> > 9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
> "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's
> Not Unusual."
> >
> > 10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
> Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
> believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
> >
> > 11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
> nothing to look at either.
> >
> > 12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
> cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the
> vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines
> his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to
> have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
> >
