Stupidist thing you've ever done sfaced drunk

[Vlad the Impaler]

What makes it better is the mouth I put my balls in ended up becoming a librarian. Haha.

 

[Illini]

At a bar, I once told a girl after she told me about her bastard kid that I didn't want any illegitimate kids, but if I had one, I'd want it to be with her. I still laugh at that.

 

[FearTheRaven]

Hammered at a maryland football game, I was sitting in the front row on the visitors sideline and stole 2 trays of Gatorade and started passing them out to the section. Alumni were pissed.

Theres plenty others but I only remember tidbits.

 

[aceduecetrey]

went down on a stripper

I did that in the Bahamas no less and she was fat and black as coal. WTF was I thinking?

 

[loomis41973]

I did that in the Bahamas no less and she was fat and black as coal. WTF was I thinking?

Did it smell like conch?

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I did that in the Bahamas no less and she was fat and black as coal. WTF was I thinking?

That's disgusting. Why didn't you just piss and cum on her? They like that.

 

[arniesarmy]

Bet the Cubs -140. My bookie called the next day, and I said, "I did WHAT?" Almost made me quit drinking.

 

[dtmad]

nn

 

[dtmad]

Shaved an EX's head while she was passed out piss drunk cause I caught her cheating on me a couple of days prior.....

The question was the "stupidest thing". What you did sounds pretty cool.