State of Ohio - Overrated, Overhyped Bunch of Losers

[Boxslayer]

Ohio State? Worst schedule in the country. Lose at home with everything on the line when your schedule starts to get a little tougher. Absolutely blown out of the water by the Gators in the National Title the year before.

Cavs? One of the worst franchises in basketball history. They finally make the finals after some interesting officiating, and get SWEPT out of the finals like a rag doll.

Indians? Lose in game 7 to the Marlins, not even a decade out of expansion. Go up 3-1 on the Redsox and CHOKE before the World Series.

Browns? Don't even get me started on the Browns.

I'm tired of hearing that this is finally the year for ___________(insert Ohio team here). And the people that are doubting them are HATERS. :missingte

Rawpimple moves up to Ohio, takes him just 2-3 years of living there and all of the sudden he gets caught up in the Ohio HYPE Machine. He thinks some of these teams are actually good and this is really the year. No this year. No, really.....this year. No this is the team. Just wait till next year. Oh we're undefeated again, whoops we lost to Ron Zook. Troy Smith is God's Gift to athletics, whoops he lost 41-14, and is nowhere to be found after. Lebron is the man, whoops, Tony Parker just scored again. And when he gets home to Eva....he'll score again. No but seriously, Derek Anderson is gonna lead us to the promised land. Bwhahahahahahhahah. No, he wont, but Brady Quinn will. Bwahahahha. :fatboy:

 

[dave11486]

All pretty funny...must have been denied ass last night.

 

[WCBias]

Why you gotta dog my boy DA like that, he's from Oregon, he's only STUCK in Ohio

 

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Boxslayer, you know your time using Titletown is winding down. No titles in Gainesville this year.

 

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Boxslayer, you know your time using Titletown is winding down. No titles in Gainesville this year.

I can live with 3 titles in 2 years. This isnt about the Gators though as much as it is about Ohio. :smoker2:

 

[PBR]

Ouch...that's some brutal stuff. Your mother-in-law from up here, or what?

 

[Boxslayer]

All pretty funny...must have been denied ass last night.

actually i was

 

[JohnnyMac]

Ron Zook was born, raised and educated in Ohio. Cradle of Coaches, Miami U., 1976.

 

[JETE]

I Believe Your Wrong About Worst Schedule.

They Lost One Game,as Did Almost Everybody Else.

Good Call On The Gator Blowout,though.

 

[gynecologist]

LSU and Oregon would kick Ohio States ass.

 

[Boxslayer]

Ohio State? Worst schedule in the country. Lose at home with everything on the line when your schedule starts to get a little tougher. Absolutely blown out of the water by the Gators in the National Title the year before.

Cavs? One of the worst franchises in basketball history. They finally make the finals after some interesting officiating, and get SWEPT out of the finals like a rag doll.

Indians? Lose in game 7 to the Marlins, not even a decade out of expansion. Go up 3-1 on the Redsox and CHOKE before the World Series.

Browns? Don't even get me started on the Browns.

I'm tired of hearing that this is finally the year for ___________(insert Ohio team here). And the people that are doubting them are HATERS. :missingte

Rawpimple moves up to Ohio, takes him just 2-3 years of living there and all of the sudden he gets caught up in the Ohio HYPE Machine. He thinks some of these teams are actually good and this is really the year. No this year. No, really.....this year. No this is the team. Just wait till next year. Oh we're undefeated again, whoops we lost to Ron Zook. Troy Smith is God's Gift to athletics, whoops he lost 41-14, and is nowhere to be found after. Lebron is the man, whoops, Tony Parker just scored again. And when he gets home to Eva....he'll score again. No but seriously, Derek Anderson is gonna lead us to the promised land. Bwhahahahahahhahah. No, he wont, but Brady Quinn will. Bwahahahha. :fatboy:

ADDING:

1. Ohio State blown out of water by LSU in the big "redemption game.:
2. Ohio State blown out of water by USC.
3. Cavs still suck.
4. Indians are terrible.
5. Browns are the darkhorse to win the super bowl according to Ohio-natives. How about 0-2 and like 2 total points scored.

"Next year is the year for OSU. They were young this year."
"Oh the Browns are so good. They will be awesome next year. Watch."
"Oh the Indians are the shit. Watch next year."

 

[Rawpimple]

ADDING:

1. Ohio State blown out of water by LSU in the big "redemption game.:
2. Ohio State blown out of water by USC.
3. Cavs still suck.
4. Indians are terrible.
5. Browns are the darkhorse to win the super bowl according to Ohio-natives. How about 0-2 and like 2 total points scored.

"Next year is the year for OSU. They were young this year."
"Oh the Browns are so good. They will be awesome next year. Watch."
"Oh the Indians are the shit. Watch next year."

The Browns are 0-3 and will go on a 13 game winning streak to capture the division and head into the playoffs on a high.

 

[TheKinz]

and america gets to see the Brownies 5 times in primetime including the epic, don't miss Buffalo/Cleveland matchup uke1:

 

[Boxslayer]

adding:

1. Seriously Browns are going to win the division this year. They are legit. Derek Anderson for the Hall of Fame. Oops, we suck again.

2. Lebron James is the greatest player ever. Better than Jordan and Kobe combined. Cavs will roll to the NBA Title. Best regular season record. Oops he just missed 4th quarter free throws and turned it over yet again. But man he made 2 chuck shots falling away! He's better than Jordan! Oops he turned it over again. Aw shucks another missed 4th quarter free throw. Ah damn, down 3-1 to the freakin Orlando Magic. But hey, he has really nice stats.

3. Indians worst team in baseball.

4. The SEC just has Ohio State's number. They would beat anyone else. Oops we just lost to Texas. But for real, Terrell Pryor is God's gift to football. Oops he jut fumbled with the game on the line vs. Penn State.

The Ohio hype machine continues, lead by Rawpimple. ~~:<<

 

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David Stern convinced you too. After all, he is The Chosen One. :lol:

 

[barman]

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[Boxslayer]

nice touch

 

[Rawpimple]

Did Lebron sleep with your wife?

You have such a hard on against the guy and most National media and coaches have him already as one of the greatest to play the game.
He has been dominant in the playoffs without ANYONE, no Scottie Pippen, no Shaq, NO ONE. He has a bunch of scrubs. Jeff Van Gundy last night said that Lebron has had the best 4 game playoff run that he has ever seen.

You see Kobe last night? He can take the night off while the rest of his teammates step up. Lebron is dropping 40 a night in addition to his numerous rebounds, assists and great defense.

You seem to forget how Phil Jackson handles Kobe and how he handled Jordan. They always had REST especially at the end of the third quarter and several minutes into the fourth so they would be ready to go at the end. Well guess what? In game 4, Lebron had NO REST in the second half and it was one against 5 and he still almost pulled it off.

Lebron is a complete stud. Where he has it over Jordan is his size, and strength. Where he doesnt have it over Jordan is his fierce competitiveness. However Lebron is still young. If a Scottie Pippen type player is on the Cavs right now, the Cavs win it all. Lebron doesnt need a Shaq or big center, he just needs one other legitimate threat so that when he gets triple teamed he has a guy to hit a wide open shot and so Lebron can catch a couple minute rest before he takes over.

 

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Fantastic clip and I agree, Ohio is a waste of space. Just give it to China to pay back our national debts because that state is shit!

 

[Boxslayer]

Adding:

1. Cleveland ousted from the playoffs by Stan Van Gundy and Micahel Jordan of Turkey and Lebron storms off and doesn't shake anyone's hand.

2. Ohio State gives up 37 runs in college baseball playoffs to FSU for the loss.

Give it 2 or 3 months and we will hear Cavs fans say Cleveland will win the title next year, and Brownies will win the division. Wash, rinse, repeat.