I'd like to introduce you all to a new sort of guarantee. Although life offers no guarantees, there are some events that can be projected with a high knowledge of what is going on or what the outcome of the event may be.
For times like this, a simple "guarantee" is not in order. We must look for a higher sort of guarantee. The "Spank Guarantee" was created by an old friend, Spank Leuthe, of Fleetville, Pennsylvania. It has been used and quoted throughout many states, mostly in South Florida and Northeastern Pennsylvania.
Not knowing of this site nor the power of how the spank guarantee has spread, it was a quiet inside joke amongst friends for many years. They spank guarantee has evolved in this circle of friends into something much more gratifying.
Many things, can be guaranteed. Not many can be SPANK guaranteed. For more information on this saying visit www.spankguarantee.com. We are not selling anything whatsoever. However, from time to time, like during this years Super Bowl, certain Spank Guarantees are issued. In the future, we intend on posting when people have issued spank guarantees regarding sporting events. Although very few will be issued, please take them with extreme levels of caution. There is a small margin of error and at times Spank Guarantees dont come true, the person who issued them is no longer afforded the right to use the term "spank guarantee."
Stay tuned!
For times like this, a simple "guarantee" is not in order. We must look for a higher sort of guarantee. The "Spank Guarantee" was created by an old friend, Spank Leuthe, of Fleetville, Pennsylvania. It has been used and quoted throughout many states, mostly in South Florida and Northeastern Pennsylvania.
Not knowing of this site nor the power of how the spank guarantee has spread, it was a quiet inside joke amongst friends for many years. They spank guarantee has evolved in this circle of friends into something much more gratifying.
Many things, can be guaranteed. Not many can be SPANK guaranteed. For more information on this saying visit www.spankguarantee.com. We are not selling anything whatsoever. However, from time to time, like during this years Super Bowl, certain Spank Guarantees are issued. In the future, we intend on posting when people have issued spank guarantees regarding sporting events. Although very few will be issued, please take them with extreme levels of caution. There is a small margin of error and at times Spank Guarantees dont come true, the person who issued them is no longer afforded the right to use the term "spank guarantee."
Stay tuned!
