Somebody Share some Hooker/Prostitute/Escort Stories

[Boxslayer]

Too many of these :bunnies: out in the rubber room lately. People are making threads about getting their manboobs sucked, and how extremely anti-gay it is to receive anal from your wife, people are crying to Bambi, and how they can suck their own penises. hno: What the hell is going on in here? :discuss: Still waiting for the threads about blowing loads on your own face, lactating from your man boobs, and how painful is it to put in fake chest muscle implants. :WTF:

I need some good porn and hooker stories. Porno Paul needs to share a couple good stories from his behind the scenes porn shoots. And we need some guys in here, not named timkechee123346, going into detail about their last encounter with an escort.

So who's up first. Who here has slept with a hooker, and how was it? What's the best sex story that you have. Pics really make the story better.

:youmad: ope: :toast:

 

[Journeyman]

How about this, someone call one this week and give blow by blow details?

 

[Boxslayer]

Absolutely. If John Madden can commentate, even better. POW!

Yesterday, today, last week, last decade. It's all the same to me. Let's hear something. My eyes need to read something heterosexual before I have a homo-heart-attack, someone step up.

 

[xpanda]

How about this, someone call one this week and give blow by blow details?

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Note to self: do NOT open that thread.

 

[Boxslayer]

bump

xpanda, share a good story of an encounter...one time :smoking:

 

[RupertPupkin]

I got some good ones , Im leaving work now though.... Ill pen them out tommorroow night ....

 

[oldirtyku]

I paid a hooker 5 bucks to poop on me...

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I paid a hooker 5 bucks to poop on me...

Nope that was me.

 

[PornoPaul]

ok

In Costa Rica, San Jose, staying at he herra dura. Go out on the town with some friends. Of course we hit the del ray. But nothing was looking to my satisfaction so we leave. I go party at the fiesta for a while and i win some some money.
On the way back to the hotel i am telling friend I think I want to hook up but we are already here, what a drag.
No bars near the herra dura.
He goes dude, look in here. He hands me a news paper, costa rica today, i think it was. So I call this company called giant nights. The guy says that he has girls Bla bla BLA 200 for the 3 hours i think. I said she better be a 10 or I am sending her away. He agrees but says if i send her away i need to pay for a taxi. I agree. But am expecting a 6 or 7
45 min goes by and my phone rings. its the front desk telling me I have a guest and to come down and sign her in. And pay the 20 fee. lol
I go down knowing she isnt going to be that atractive but its late and she just needs to be cute.
I get to the front desk and i say "im Paul were is she". He points over to the couch and I look and she stands up.
Now before i describe her, you guys need to remember that I am in the Biz and see hot girls everyday.
This girl was one of the most beatiful girls I have ever seen. EVER!!!!
She was 5'5" 120 lbs perfect coco skin with a body of a volley ball player. Long black hair that was a little curly. Nice perfect ass.
Her name was Christina.
On the way back to my room I found that her english was very broken. That was fine. My spanish aint that bad.
We get to my room and she starts to undress. It was like a movie. Pireced nipples i didnt care for but after 10 min i didnt even notice.
I am assuming she also liked me a little or she is very very good at her job. didnt matter she was awesome
After 45 on the bed and the first pop we move to the jacuzzi.
That was just heaven. Half hour massage. with all oral compliments. I was like a girl friend.
Out of the Jacuzzi andd back in to bed for another hour of fun. She loved everthing.
Layed around for awhile whatching TV. then she said if i wanted her to stay. It was late and i declined. But she tried again anyway. What the hell another go around. After a half hour I told her it wasnt going to happen and she should go.

It was one of the best times i have had with a pro.

I have other stories. Funny ones ill post later..

P

 

[Boxslayer]

thats for reattaching my testicles, Paul. In the current state of the Metrosexual, and sexually confused rubber room, it's good to hear a refreshing story.

so with pros what are some of the rules once you start knockin boots? do they care how hard you go? do they do whatever you tell them to do? do they stop you if you go too far. do they just lay there and get fucked, or do they actually give some moaning feedback. how do you negotiate it out? never banged a pro, nor do i plan to. but if i end up drunk and desperate down the road, i want to know the business.:bunnies:

 

[quantumleap]

Well a week ago on Wednesday I'm feeling pretty adventurous so I decide to go on down to the local Cyclone Club. There are some nice shy Chinese girls mixed in with some pretty Russian girls. There are 3 bars, 1 on each end and 1 in the middle. Around each bar is about 20 women ranging in age from 20 - 30. There are maybe a dozen guys.

So I take my walk around the bar looking for the cutest Chinese girl. All the girls say hi to me of course because they want my money. All eyes are on me. I spy a young one about 20 who is very cute. I strike up a conversation and her friend joins us. We get down to business and I ask the cute one how much. She says 1000 dirhams ($270) for both. Well I haven't tag-teamed in over 10 years so I decide to go for it.

We get back to my apartment and the girls clean up while I get comfortable in the bedroom. They join me and get naked. I'm lying on my back and one of the girls cuddles up to me and puts her privates on my hip so I ask the other one to do the same. Talk about a Quantum sandwich!

So I direct one to sit on my face while the other one gives me oral. Later the one giving me oral decides to sit on it. This is something I wanted to try for some time. One of my face and one on my member. The only bad thing about it was that I couldn't see the action going on down south.

It was quite the treat. I have their cell number so I may give them a call again.

 

[oldirtyku]

Dude Quan.... You ate out a whore? Jesus... Welcome to the world of Aids...

 

[fucnluc]

Dude Quan.... You ate out a whore? Jesus... Welcome to the world of Aids...

You clearly missed this amazing thread:

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=472455

 

[oldirtyku]

You clearly missed this amazing thread:

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=472455

Seriously WTF?????? AHAHAHAHAH that's classic...

 

[MrJ]

So I direct one to sit on my face while the other one gives me oral. Later the one giving me oral decides to sit on it. This is something I wanted to try for some time. One of my face and one on my member. The only bad thing about it was that I couldn't see the action going on down south.


The girls should be the ones paying...