Some things I don't miss about the 70's !

[Doug]

Some background first. I was born in late 1963, my parents 1919-20, so a built in big generation gap !
43 year old women just didn't get pregnant in 1963 !

So they buy their new dream home in a rich town around 1973.
They/ Mom have no taste, he don't give a crap.
She covers beautiful hardwood floors with a deep pile wall to wall red shag carpet !
The main bathroom was done with this awful pink flamingo wallpaper, with that stupid fuzzy pink toilet seat cover, so as a male can't keep the seat up, okay I'll pee in the sink or go outside then !
Then the Harvest Gold kitchen appliances, also cupboards full of so many dishes and like 30 measuring cups, so the oven became the place to store cereal, crackers, etc.

They/ she also managed to buy ( always new), not only a Pinto, but a Vega, and a K-car as well over the years.

They were great loving parents, and I'm sure I wasn't planned, I miss them.

I had to get out of that nuthouse though, after High School (Birds gotta fly, fish gotta fry )straight to San Diego, which was cool in the 80's
I wouldn't go back there now, however.

So any weird shit y'all recall ?

Colored tp
green/yellow appliances
Shag carpeting
Afros
Bell bottoms
Wide ties
Polyster
?

 

[beefdiesel]

Bush

 

[Doug]

Bush wasn't even VP in the 70's

Carter in 76, Reagan in 80

 

[slapshot]

Bush

Yeah that’s for sure


Bell Bottom Levi were cool

 

[busterhyman]

Bush wasn't even VP in the 70's

Carter in 76, Reagan in 80

hope you're joking but...that's funny

 

[Doug]

I don't get it !

 

[StevieRay]

corduroy pants

 

[Willie99]

I don't get it !

BUSH, down below, you get a mouth full

I don't miss disco or those reflective balls

I do miss picking up teenage girls. If I only knew then what I know now

 

[fightgood]

I like the artwork they used to airbrush on the sides of vans. It's a lost art

If the vans rocking don't come knockin

 

[roadreeler57]

I buy boot cut jeans closest to bell bottoms I can get.....Loved bell bottoms in the 70s....Some people took it too far with the elephant bells though.....I had some white bells too....

 

[StevieRay]

BUSH, down below, you get a mouth full

I don't miss disco or those reflective balls

I do miss picking up teenage girls. If I only knew then what I know now

Someone posted about vintage bush here years ago

I laughed till I was in tears

 

[Knightrofins]

I was in middle school when GHWB was elected President.

I remember a bunch of saying "We've got Bush" pretending to be Booger from Revenge of the Nerds

 

[StevieRay]

Found it. “Oscar Gamble”. Hahahaha

The only thing wrong with vintage porn is those friggin bushes.
I've gotten so accustomed to the shaved beaver, that seeing it surrounded by gnarly pubes has become a turnoff.

I remember back in the day I hooked up a few times with this girl named Vicky, or Sticky Vicky as we called her.
Vicky wasn't bad looking, and had a nice body, but she had by far the hairiest bush known to man. Her bush reminded me of Oscar Gamble.
When she would remove her pants, but still had her panties on, there would be a protruding fur ball both inside and out of her undergarment. That bush would just spill out the sides like lava flows from a volcano. The panties would be extended under the pressure of the massive twat hair just waiting to be released. I'm not exaggerating, this chick had major bush!

One night, in a drunken fog, I decided to go muff diving on Vicky. She must have been wearing tight jeans that night because her crotch-fro was matted down. Being the trooper that I am, I attempted to part said crotch-fro with my fingers in an effort to locate the piss flaps. Alas, it was a job beyond my means of expertise, as I could only wrangle my way through the first 4 inches of her vagina sweater. Having not reached the promised land, I did the next best thing ... I flipped Vicky over and proceeded to tongue-bang her turd cutter. I'm not saying that her asshole was hairless, as it was certainly not. But at least I could see the exit through the forest.

I haven't seen nor heard from vicky in many years. Hopefully, she has purchased a weed-whacker-deluxe in the interim.

 

[Doug]

Bush

Okay, I get it now !

 

[MattyMatt]

Lmfao, SR!!!

 

[Dave007inVegas]

A trip down Glory Days Lane. Life was so much simpler back then.

 

[StevieRay]

Found it. “Oscar Gamble”. Hahahaha

The only thing wrong with vintage porn is those friggin bushes.
I've gotten so accustomed to the shaved beaver, that seeing it surrounded by gnarly pubes has become a turnoff.

I remember back in the day I hooked up a few times with this girl named Vicky, or Sticky Vicky as we called her.
Vicky wasn't bad looking, and had a nice body, but she had by far the hairiest bush known to man. Her bush reminded me of Oscar Gamble.
When she would remove her pants, but still had her panties on, there would be a protruding fur ball both inside and out of her undergarment. That bush would just spill out the sides like lava flows from a volcano. The panties would be extended under the pressure of the massive twat hair just waiting to be released. I'm not exaggerating, this chick had major bush!

One night, in a drunken fog, I decided to go muff diving on Vicky. She must have been wearing tight jeans that night because her crotch-fro was matted down. Being the trooper that I am, I attempted to part said crotch-fro with my fingers in an effort to locate the piss flaps. Alas, it was a job beyond my means of expertise, as I could only wrangle my way through the first 4 inches of her vagina sweater. Having not reached the promised land, I did the next best thing ... I flipped Vicky over and proceeded to tongue-bang her turd cutter. I'm not saying that her asshole was hairless, as it was certainly not. But at least I could see the exit through the forest.

I haven't seen nor heard from vicky in many years. Hopefully, she has purchased a weed-whacker-deluxe in the interim.

still laughing

 

[BigLouReturns]

Found it. “Oscar Gamble”. Hahahaha

The only thing wrong with vintage porn is those friggin bushes.
I've gotten so accustomed to the shaved beaver, that seeing it surrounded by gnarly pubes has become a turnoff.

I remember back in the day I hooked up a few times with this girl named Vicky, or Sticky Vicky as we called her.
Vicky wasn't bad looking, and had a nice body, but she had by far the hairiest bush known to man. Her bush reminded me of Oscar Gamble.
When she would remove her pants, but still had her panties on, there would be a protruding fur ball both inside and out of her undergarment. That bush would just spill out the sides like lava flows from a volcano. The panties would be extended under the pressure of the massive twat hair just waiting to be released. I'm not exaggerating, this chick had major bush!

One night, in a drunken fog, I decided to go muff diving on Vicky. She must have been wearing tight jeans that night because her crotch-fro was matted down. Being the trooper that I am, I attempted to part said crotch-fro with my fingers in an effort to locate the piss flaps. Alas, it was a job beyond my means of expertise, as I could only wrangle my way through the first 4 inches of her vagina sweater. Having not reached the promised land, I did the next best thing ... I flipped Vicky over and proceeded to tongue-bang her turd cutter. I'm not saying that her asshole was hairless, as it was certainly not. But at least I could see the exit through the forest.

I haven't seen nor heard from vicky in many years. Hopefully, she has purchased a weed-whacker-deluxe in the interim.

Nobody said they did.
Did “the Rams sit most of their regulars all pre season” is the question.

CLASSIC!

 

[StevieRay]

Found it. “Oscar Gamble”. Hahahaha

The only thing wrong with vintage porn is those friggin bushes.
I've gotten so accustomed to the shaved beaver, that seeing it surrounded by gnarly pubes has become a turnoff.

I remember back in the day I hooked up a few times with this girl named Vicky, or Sticky Vicky as we called her.
Vicky wasn't bad looking, and had a nice body, but she had by far the hairiest bush known to man. Her bush reminded me of Oscar Gamble.
When she would remove her pants, but still had her panties on, there would be a protruding fur ball both inside and out of her undergarment. That bush would just spill out the sides like lava flows from a volcano. The panties would be extended under the pressure of the massive twat hair just waiting to be released. I'm not exaggerating, this chick had major bush!

One night, in a drunken fog, I decided to go muff diving on Vicky. She must have been wearing tight jeans that night because her crotch-fro was matted down. Being the trooper that I am, I attempted to part said crotch-fro with my fingers in an effort to locate the piss flaps. Alas, it was a job beyond my means of expertise, as I could only wrangle my way through the first 4 inches of her vagina sweater. Having not reached the promised land, I did the next best thing ... I flipped Vicky over and proceeded to tongue-bang her turd cutter. I'm not saying that her asshole was hairless, as it was certainly not. But at least I could see the exit through the forest.

I haven't seen nor heard from vicky in many years. Hopefully, she has purchased a weed-whacker-deluxe in the interim.

??? still laughing