Some Dude at 2+2 fucks pornstar Lyla Lei

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So I was browsing the Erotic Services section of Craigslist earlier today and found a porn star by the name of Lyla Lei. Interesting, I thought. She deleted the post in particular but it was identical to these:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/188556648.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/186982233.html

In my efforts to become more like Dominic, I emailed her. In under five minutes I got this response:

Quote: <HR>
It's me lyla lei (google my name for more pics)
Incall ONLY
Mid Wilshire area

today (tuesday) 1pm - 3pm
thurs & fri - 10:30a - 3pm

No nights/no outcalls/NO EXCEPTIONS

100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

if you want to video or take pics it's an additional 200 reasons

ANY fieish and I mean ANY fetish starts at 300

if ur SERIOUS and wanna meet the SEND THE FOLLOWING

name=
cell number to reach you at 5mins prior =
donation =
day=
time=
city you are comming from =

i WILL NOT send the full address or my number..

<HR>​

So I googled her name for more pictures and found this:
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Lyla%20Lei (NSFW). Not bad.

I then responded:

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name= Paul
cell number to reach you at 5mins prior = 917-***-****
donation = 220
day= today (Wednesday)
time= around 1
city you are comming from = Tarzana

Where do I need to go? thx

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She then gave me directions and told me she'd call 5 minutes before 1pm. Awesome. I took a shower and headed out.

Traffic was horrendous. I think Los Angeles is the only city where you can be going 65mph one minute and at a complete stop the next. I finally got to the destination around 1:20 and received her call at 1:25. She gave me her address and said she'd meet me downstairs.

Walked over a block and she was there. A 5' tall asian hottie with a real cute smile. She definitely looks better in person and rates about a 9 on my scale. We walked up to to her apt and after I gave her da munniez, she promptly undressed and got on the bed. I followed in suit. I won't give explicit details but the routine went like this: she gave head (average), I fingered her, we went doggy style. Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a porn star.

At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore. Then, it all went downhill from there. She rode me a bit and gave me a handjob, both of which were rushed and half-assed, and even had the audacity ask me to "help her out a bit." During the handjob, she looked at her watch and said, "If you can't cum in 5 minutes, I have to get back to work." Wtf? Long story short, I came on her teats and got the hell out of there.

In summary, the whole experience was disappointing, dissatisfying and something I never wanna do again. The vibe was terrible, we made no connection whatsoever, and as far as performance, I don't whose was worse: hers or mine (I'm sure she'd say that I was terrible). Besides being really hot, she was nothing special. Two thumbs down.
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[slick69]

that's too bad that the vibe was terrible and there was no connection whatsoever with a hooker

 

[kingbill]

She looks like 1000's of other girls that go to clubs in Vancouver, I never got the whole buying hookers thing, with the right lyrics most guys can sleep with a woman much hotter than they are, and one that hasn't been wrecked by Lexington Steele, Rocco and Peter North.
Maybe I'm wrong, do a lot of Guys buy'em? If so is it just Laziness, lack of Confidence or you are deformed or something?

 

[CaptainMorgan]

It smelled like fish, cause that hole has a cock in it 16 hours a day

 

[Rawpimple]

this is a great thread and only 4 reponses. Anyone else try out any of those other girls?

That Asian bitch did not sound like she was worth the money.

 

[Rawpimple]

anyone know if you can rent taylor rain?

that bitch is hot.

i probably could only afford her to touch my cock and might have enough to stick an umbrella up her ass.

 

[gynecologist]

Yeah this is a great thread. Should have more responses.. Levi I didn't
know you were from L.A!! Pretty cool!!

 

[RobertArias]

Lyla Lei​

Age: 20
Height: 5'
Available For:
Solo
G/G
B/G
B/B/G
Anal
DP
Interracial
Swallow
Creampie

LMAO CREAMPIE

 

[RobertArias]

Lyla Lei (born January 4, 1983) is an Asian American porn star born and raised in Long Beach, California. After being discovered by T.T. Boy, Lyla made her debut late in 2002, appearing in several Asian themed films. She frequently performs anal sex in her films.
In 2003, Lyla Lei starred in Yellowcaust: A Patriot Act, which was one of the first American made, hardcore pornographic films starring an Asian American woman with an Asian American man.<SUP class=noprint title="The text in the vicinity of this tag needs citation.">[citation needed]</SUP>
In 2006, she appeared as one of the 5 dates on an lesbian-themed episode of the MTV show Next. Although she lasted more than 12 minutes, she was 'Next'-ed by a girl. Nothing was mentioned about her career on the show.
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/