Some Doc Mercer jokes....

[BASEHEAD]

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What do Doc and Catholic school nuns have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's sex like for Doc?
A: Like candy from a baby.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's Docs' next movie?
A: Honey I Blew the Kid.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Doc Mercer slumber party.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Doc Mercer?
A: Get out of my son!!


Q: What do you do if Doc is drowning?
A: Throw him a boy !!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Doc Mercer!!

Q: Why does Doc Mercer arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!


Q: Who does Doc consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Don Mercers pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his![/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]

Q: Why did Doc Mercer place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's pink and comes in little white cans?
A: Doc Mercer
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What do Doc Mercer & Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]


[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's Doc' favorite group?
A: New Kids on the Cock.

Q: What do Doc and Gaylord Perry have in common?
A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Have you heard about Doc Mercers New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: How can you tell if Doc Mercer has company?
A: There's a bunch of big wheels parked outside his house.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Did you hear that stucco and Doc have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, stucco's gonna do all the handicapping and Doc's gonna ride all the three-year-olds![/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's Doc's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What do Doc and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns![/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]

Q: What does Doc Mercer call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What is Doc Mercers Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Why was Doc Mercer spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !![/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Why was Doc Mercer relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[Masxmenos]

OMFG!!! LMFAO!!!



Doc... You are one sick bastard! LOL!

BDizzle

 

[docmercer--banned]

What did Baseheads wife say to me in the sack last nite???

"FINALLY ... I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE AN ORGAISM ..."

SOME GUYS HAVE IT AND CAN "GET THE JOB DONE" ... and then there is Baseheadless!!!

 

[TonyMar]

What did Baseheads wife say to me in the sack last nite???

"FINALLY ... I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE AN ORGAISM ..."

SOME GUYS HAVE IT AND CAN "GET THE JOB DONE" ... and then there is Baseheadless!!!

I bet that is what Peyton Manning's wife said to you as well...

Seeing as he CANNOT "GET THE JOB DONE"...:laughingb

 

[docmercer--banned]

Tony:

Speaking of wifes ... your wife must have swallowed a quart of my semen in the last week and SHE IS BACK FOR MORE so catch ya later!!!

 

[TonyMar]

Doctor...

Well must have been another Tony...seeing as I am not married...

But if it was my Friday night girlfriend I am not surprised at all...as she is a drunk...

:toast: Here's to Manning's wife taking a load in the eyes from ya!:toast:

 

[urstupid1234]

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What do Doc and Catholic school nuns have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's sex like for Doc?
A: Like candy from a baby.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's Docs' next movie?
A: Honey I Blew the Kid.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Doc Mercer slumber party.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Doc Mercer?
A: Get out of my son!!


Q: What do you do if Doc is drowning?
A: Throw him a boy !!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Doc Mercer!!

Q: Why does Doc Mercer arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!


Q: Who does Doc consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Don Mercers pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his![/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]

Q: Why did Doc Mercer place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's pink and comes in little white cans?
A: Doc Mercer
[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What do Doc Mercer & Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]


[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's Doc' favorite group?
A: New Kids on the Cock.

Q: What do Doc and Gaylord Perry have in common?
A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Have you heard about Doc Mercers New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: How can you tell if Doc Mercer has company?
A: There's a bunch of big wheels parked outside his house.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Did you hear that stucco and Doc have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, stucco's gonna do all the handicapping and Doc's gonna ride all the three-year-olds![/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What's Doc's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What do Doc and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns![/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]

Q: What does Doc Mercer call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: What is Doc Mercers Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Why was Doc Mercer spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !![/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Q: Why was Doc Mercer relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.[/SIZE][/FONT]

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Pure talent..:money:

 

[docmercer--banned]

Wow ... URStupid and Basehead ganging up??? Two great intellectual giants on the same page:

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[chiefssth]

Wow ... URStupid and Basehead ganging up??? Two great intellectual giants on the same page:

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"Check out the Fun bags on that hose hound"

 

[urstupid1234]

Wow ... URStupid and Basehead ganging up??? Two great intellectual giants on the same page:

& this is comming from a guy who fancy's this tool..

:thumbsup2:

 

[chiefssth]

& this is comming from a guy who fancy's this tool..

:thumbsup2:

better than Heath "pole smoker" Ledger

 

[docmercer--banned]

Jon Stewart would interview URStupid ... after Stewart asks the first question
and King Dumbass makes a commentary Stewart would say:

"Communication is not your strong point, correct?"

 

[urstupid1234]

better than Heath "pole smoker" Ledger

Dear Doctor Phil,

You like child molesters.

Sincerely
UR

 

[chiefssth]

Dear Doctor Phil,

You like child molesters.

Sincerely
UR

Why don't you suck my dick. Oh wait, nevermind. Sorry for getting you all excited like that. I forgot you were queer.

 

[urstupid1234]

:lolBIG:

Jon Stewart interviewed doc mercer ... after Stewart asked the first question


doc mercer was on his knees begging for it! Stewart said:

"You were a lousy lay the 1st time around...What makes you think i'd wanna hit it again?"

Mercer cried!!!:cryingcry


LMAO>....%*&^*(^(&(&{(&N(&(&:lolBIG:

 

[urstupid1234]

Why don't you suck my dick. Oh wait, that got me too excited.. Oh i think its doc at the door.. I'll talk to you later urstupid..i'll have him do it!

By all means carry on... I don't need to know the details .. ucking:

 

[docmercer--banned]

and URStupid is perfect tonite !!!

ONE DUMBASS POST AFTER ANOTHER AS HE MOVES TO THE LEGENDARY STATUS THAT ONLY NEAR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE CANDIDATES SUCH AS BASEHEAD AND RIGHT SIDE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO OBTAIN

 

[Masxmenos]

Why don't you suck my dick. Oh wait, nevermind. Sorry for getting you all excited like that. I forgot you were queer.

:lolBIG:

URStupid... U R very very Stupid.

LOL!

BDiz....

 

[urstupid1234]

:lolBIG:

URStupid... U R very very Stupid.

LOL!

BDiz....

:drink: how long did it take for you to come up with that?

 

[docmercer--banned]

about as long as it took you to bend over and "assume the position" with "Larry the Cable Guy"