I was taking my morning jaunt up the driveway to get the newspaper, and "whoosh"... right past my head flew the offending projectile. It missed me by a matter of inches and splatted on my "Obama in '08" campaign sign. Any information as to who the culprit might be would be greatly appreciated.
Now my wife is telling me that three pair of her panties were missing from the clothesline yesterday, and also that a seedy looking character knocked at the door last week. He claimed he was from the Health Dept., and that he needed to examine her feet. I can't help but wonder what has become of this once-peaceful neighborhood.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Soiled,Pantyland..upper Dirty Hamper Region
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<hr style="color: rgb(253, 222, 130);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> Dear Devilwoman..
I am a VERY clean person and I do not use toilet paper..( Seriously)
I think wiping your ass and pulling your pants back up always leaves you with a dirty ass..
In my shower I have one of those hand held shower heads..I find if I do not clean my ass hole completely it leaves me con el culito irritado..
So each time I take a poo poo I ALWAYS pull my pants off, step in the shower and put the shower head directly to my sphincter muscles and it makes me feel squeaky clean.
You can smell my ass and time of the day and it smells like flowers..
Sometimes I poop in the yard..I like to pull my pants down..shit in my hand and throw it like a hand grenade over the tall hedge into the neighbors yard. This gives me a peculiar feeling of satisfaction. It is weird yet strangely compelling. Then I take the garden hose which I have running next to me and clean my ass real good..
The other day when I threw the poop hand grenade into the neighbors yard I heard a loud metallic thud..Later that day when I drove by the old mans house I saw a huge sick turd right on his drivers side door and window..He did not notice it all day and the sun baked it on there like cement..Two days later I saw the old man scrapping the shit off with a paint scraper in the morning as I went outside for my newspaper..I told him "Good day Sir"..and he groweld back at me.."some gawd damn dog or cat shit on my car"..I said "Damn that sucks" and went inside
I did not mean for the poop grenade to hit his car..He had it parked in a strange place and I cannot see into his yard due to the high hedge..
I do not want the poop in my yard so thats why I throw it into his..my dogs may eat it and it has an unpleasent smell...A few months ago I heard the Old man complain to his wife about a bad smell and he thought maybe his septic tank was full..
So my question is-
Is it sick for me to enjoy throwing these poop grenades..Or is this normal?:think2:
RX Senior
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Soiled,Pantyland..upper Dirty Hamper Region
Posts: 1,678
<!-- icon and title -->
<hr style="color: rgb(253, 222, 130);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> Dear Devilwoman..
I am a VERY clean person and I do not use toilet paper..( Seriously)
I think wiping your ass and pulling your pants back up always leaves you with a dirty ass..
In my shower I have one of those hand held shower heads..I find if I do not clean my ass hole completely it leaves me con el culito irritado..
So each time I take a poo poo I ALWAYS pull my pants off, step in the shower and put the shower head directly to my sphincter muscles and it makes me feel squeaky clean.
You can smell my ass and time of the day and it smells like flowers..
Sometimes I poop in the yard..I like to pull my pants down..shit in my hand and throw it like a hand grenade over the tall hedge into the neighbors yard. This gives me a peculiar feeling of satisfaction. It is weird yet strangely compelling. Then I take the garden hose which I have running next to me and clean my ass real good..
The other day when I threw the poop hand grenade into the neighbors yard I heard a loud metallic thud..Later that day when I drove by the old mans house I saw a huge sick turd right on his drivers side door and window..He did not notice it all day and the sun baked it on there like cement..Two days later I saw the old man scrapping the shit off with a paint scraper in the morning as I went outside for my newspaper..I told him "Good day Sir"..and he groweld back at me.."some gawd damn dog or cat shit on my car"..I said "Damn that sucks" and went inside
I did not mean for the poop grenade to hit his car..He had it parked in a strange place and I cannot see into his yard due to the high hedge..
I do not want the poop in my yard so thats why I throw it into his..my dogs may eat it and it has an unpleasent smell...A few months ago I heard the Old man complain to his wife about a bad smell and he thought maybe his septic tank was full..
So my question is-
Is it sick for me to enjoy throwing these poop grenades..Or is this normal?:think2:
