A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS AT THE GYM DOING MY DEADLIFTS AND CRUNCHES RIGHT, AND I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY BITCHEs BEGGING ME TO COME OUT WITH HER. sO I DECIDED TO GO SINCE I HAVENT FUCKED THIS BITCH YET.i MEET UP AT A HOOKAH BAR WITH 2 OF HER FRIENDS AND I WAS TEACHING THEM HOW TO SMOKE IT CUZ IM EXPERIENCED AS FUCk WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BELLY DANCER COMES OUT AND KEEPS STARING AT Me, SO EVERYONE SEES SHE IS STARING ME DOWN AND WANTS ME BUT IM HUMBLE AS fUCK SO I STAY IN MY SEAT. ALL OF A sUDDEN A SPOT LIGHT SHINES DOWN ON ME AND ONE ON HER BUT I STILL SAT DOWN WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AND MY HOOD UP, SMOKIN oN A CIG WITH MY HEAD DOWN LOOKING gANGSTEROUS AND HUMBLE AS FUCK AND EVERYONE STARTS CHEERING ME ON CUZ THEY KNOW SHE WANTS ME. SO I FINALLY GET UP AND SHE IMMEDIATLY PUTS HER CLOTH AROUND MY NECK AND GRINDS aLL OVER MY JOCK, SO THEN I sLOWLY TOOK OFF MY SHIRT WITH MY TATTOOS LOOKING SOO HOOD AND mY SKIN GLISTENING WITH MY PECS, BIS AND TRIS LOOKING SWOLLED AND SHREDDED AS FUCK. EVERYONE sEES THIS AND THE MUSIC STOPS SO I GET PISSED AND YELL "DJ, SPIN THAT SHIt!" AND THE MUSIC CONTINUES BLASTING AND THE BITCHES ARE SCREAMING AND DUDES HATING LIKE ALWAYS . tHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS PUTTIN MY HAND DOWN HER SHORTS TO RUB HER PUSSY RIGHT, AND THE FUCKING BOUNCER COMES TO RUIN IT LIKE A F_AG.THE BITCH, MARIAH, THAT I WENT WITH WAS ALL PISSED OFF AN HER FRIENDS WERE INSTIGATING SHIT TOO SO I GET PISSED OFF AND GET IN MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLE, BUST A DOUGHnUT, AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT lOOKING GANGSTER AS FUcK.
tHATS AS HOOD AS IT GETS BRUH, AND THATS AS REAL AS IT gETS-HUMBLE
tHATS AS HOOD AS IT GETS BRUH, AND THATS AS REAL AS IT gETS-HUMBLE
