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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. <o></o>
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and <o></o>
presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.<o></o>
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing <o></o>
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while <o></o>
you chop away.<o></o>
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting <o></o>
the toilet seat just by using the sink.<o></o>
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut <o></o>
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the <o></o>
pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg tim er.<o></o>
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will <o></o>
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep <o></o>
after you hit the snooze button.<o></o>
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of <o></o>
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. <o></o>
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a <o></o>
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.<o></o>
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules <o></o>
of life really are:<o></o>
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. <o></o>
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. <o></o>
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.<o></o>
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to <o></o>
know them.<o></o>
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. <o></o>
Thought for the Day:<o></o>
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY <o></o>
GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO <o></o>
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS<o></o>
fficeffice" /><o></o>1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. <o
></o>Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and <o
></o>presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.<o
></o>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing <o
></o>vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while <o
></o>you chop away.<o
></o>3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting <o
></o>the toilet seat just by using the sink.<o
></o>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut <o
></o>yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the <o
></o>pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg tim er.<o
></o>5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will <o
></o>prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep <o
></o>after you hit the snooze button.<o
></o>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of <o
></o>laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. <o
></o>7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a <o
></o>hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.<o
></o>8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules <o
></o>of life really are:<o
></o>In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. <o
></o>If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. <o
></o>If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.<o
></o>9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to <o
></o>know them.<o
></o>10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. <o
></o>Thought for the Day:<o
></o>SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY <o
></o>GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO <o
></o>YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS<o
></o>
