SHRINK I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO NEGOTIATE WITH YOU IS TO TAKE YOUR BEST POSTER AND HOLD HIM HOSTAGE HERE ARE MY DEMANDS IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR BUDDY SICK GAMBLER POST AGAIN.IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE TO CUT THIS NIT WITS HEAD OFF THEN ROLL IT DOWN A BOWLING LANE AND SEE IF I CAN GET A STRIKE.SHRINK LISTEN GOOD PAL OR SICK GAMBLER IS A GONNA AS WE SPEAK I AM ALLOWING THE DEADBEAT TO WATCH HIS LAST EXPOS GAME AND IF HE IS REALLY NICE I MIGHT LET HIM WATCH BARRY BONDS FOR THE LAST TIME.
HERE ARE MY DEMANDS SHRINK AND DONT TRY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS OR SICK GAMBLER WILL BE KNOWN AS THE (HEADLESS POSTER) I ALWAYS SAID THE KID WAS DEAD FROM THE NECK UP NOW I WILL PROVE IT SO SHRINK HERES THE DEMANDS.
#5 I WANT THE SENILE GENERAL TO GET A BUNCH OF HIS EX MARINES TOGETHER AND SING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY WHILE I CASH ANOTHER CHECK FROM 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK (I GRIN WHEN I WIN)
#4 I WANT DANTE SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK I REALLY THINK THE KID WOULD GO BONKERS IF HE DIDNT HAVE THIS FORUM HE MIGHT EVEN BECOME DENNIS THE DUNCES ROOMATE.I ALSO WANT DANTE TO GO TO A MARINE CONVENTION WITH THE SENILE GENERAL AND STAND IN FRONT OF THE SQUAD AND SAY (HI I AM DANTE) JESUS CHRIST THE MARINES WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS FAG NAME
#3 SHRINK I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL MY GOOD FRIEND ROGER BERKOWITZ AT LEGAL SEAFOODS AND ORDER 10 LOBSTERS AND A CASE OF CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIMES FOR ME AND THE GUYS WHO ARE PLANNING ON BEHEADING YOUR BUDDY SICK GAMBLER.SHRINK YOU CAN REACH ROGER AT LEGAL SEAFOODS TELL HIM YOU ARE A PAL OF MINE AND HE WILL GIVE YOU A 20% DISCOUNT
#2 SHRINK I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE TO YOUR OFFSHORE BUDDIES WHO BEHIND YOUR BACK SAY YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FRAUD IN THE WORLD WHO ONLY BETS 100 DOLLARS A GAME BUT COMES INTO THE FORUM AND TELLS ALL THE YAHOOS YOUR A HIGH ROLLER. SHRINK I HAVE MET A MILLION GUYS LIKE YOU. BOYS I AM MAKING MILLIONS AND BY THE WAY BEANTOWNJIM CAN YOU LEND ME A NICKLE SPIROS RENT MONEY DIDNT COME IN YET.SHRINK CALL SPIRO AND TELL HIM TO MAKE ME HIS FINEST GREEK SALAD AND MAYBE A GREEK BROAD I HAVE NEVER MET A GREEK WHO WASNT LOADED WITH CASH THINK ABOUT IT BOYS HOW MANY POOR GREEKS DO YOU KNOW.
#1 SHRINK THIS IS THE FINAL REQUEST IN ORDER TO SAVE SICK GAMBLER I WANT A ONE YEAR PASS INTO THE BOARD ROOM ONCE AND FOR ALL I WANT TO KNOW JUST EXACTLY WHAT YOU GIRLS TALK ABOUT,PART 2 I WANT TO BE A PAID MODERATOR AND FIRE THIS STAFF OF JERK OFF'S YOU HAVE NOW.MY FORUM WILL CONSIST OF ME AS COMMANDER IN CHIEF,DENNIS THE DUNCE WILL BE MY SPEECH WRITER,JOURNEYMAN WILL BE MY BODY GAURD,DANTE WILL PICK MY FRUIT,THE SENILE GENERAL WILL BLOW TAPS EACH MORNING AND WHATEVER ELSE,SICK GAMBLER WILL BE IN CHARGE OF OUR FINANCES HE WILL MAKE ALL OUR DEALS,BORAT WILL BE MY AMBASSODOR TO RUSSIA,BUCSFAG WILL BE IN CHARGE OF COUNTING OUR TEE SHIRTS AND GETTING MY COFFE,
SHRINK MAKE THESE REQUEST'S BEFORE SUN SET OR YOUR PAL SICK GAMBLERS NOGGIN WILL BE ROLLING DOWN THE BOWLING LANES TRYING TO MAKE THAT VERY DIFFICULT 2-8 SPLIT
HERE ARE MY DEMANDS SHRINK AND DONT TRY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS OR SICK GAMBLER WILL BE KNOWN AS THE (HEADLESS POSTER) I ALWAYS SAID THE KID WAS DEAD FROM THE NECK UP NOW I WILL PROVE IT SO SHRINK HERES THE DEMANDS.
#5 I WANT THE SENILE GENERAL TO GET A BUNCH OF HIS EX MARINES TOGETHER AND SING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY WHILE I CASH ANOTHER CHECK FROM 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK (I GRIN WHEN I WIN)
#4 I WANT DANTE SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK I REALLY THINK THE KID WOULD GO BONKERS IF HE DIDNT HAVE THIS FORUM HE MIGHT EVEN BECOME DENNIS THE DUNCES ROOMATE.I ALSO WANT DANTE TO GO TO A MARINE CONVENTION WITH THE SENILE GENERAL AND STAND IN FRONT OF THE SQUAD AND SAY (HI I AM DANTE) JESUS CHRIST THE MARINES WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS FAG NAME
#3 SHRINK I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL MY GOOD FRIEND ROGER BERKOWITZ AT LEGAL SEAFOODS AND ORDER 10 LOBSTERS AND A CASE OF CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIMES FOR ME AND THE GUYS WHO ARE PLANNING ON BEHEADING YOUR BUDDY SICK GAMBLER.SHRINK YOU CAN REACH ROGER AT LEGAL SEAFOODS TELL HIM YOU ARE A PAL OF MINE AND HE WILL GIVE YOU A 20% DISCOUNT
#2 SHRINK I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE TO YOUR OFFSHORE BUDDIES WHO BEHIND YOUR BACK SAY YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FRAUD IN THE WORLD WHO ONLY BETS 100 DOLLARS A GAME BUT COMES INTO THE FORUM AND TELLS ALL THE YAHOOS YOUR A HIGH ROLLER. SHRINK I HAVE MET A MILLION GUYS LIKE YOU. BOYS I AM MAKING MILLIONS AND BY THE WAY BEANTOWNJIM CAN YOU LEND ME A NICKLE SPIROS RENT MONEY DIDNT COME IN YET.SHRINK CALL SPIRO AND TELL HIM TO MAKE ME HIS FINEST GREEK SALAD AND MAYBE A GREEK BROAD I HAVE NEVER MET A GREEK WHO WASNT LOADED WITH CASH THINK ABOUT IT BOYS HOW MANY POOR GREEKS DO YOU KNOW.
#1 SHRINK THIS IS THE FINAL REQUEST IN ORDER TO SAVE SICK GAMBLER I WANT A ONE YEAR PASS INTO THE BOARD ROOM ONCE AND FOR ALL I WANT TO KNOW JUST EXACTLY WHAT YOU GIRLS TALK ABOUT,PART 2 I WANT TO BE A PAID MODERATOR AND FIRE THIS STAFF OF JERK OFF'S YOU HAVE NOW.MY FORUM WILL CONSIST OF ME AS COMMANDER IN CHIEF,DENNIS THE DUNCE WILL BE MY SPEECH WRITER,JOURNEYMAN WILL BE MY BODY GAURD,DANTE WILL PICK MY FRUIT,THE SENILE GENERAL WILL BLOW TAPS EACH MORNING AND WHATEVER ELSE,SICK GAMBLER WILL BE IN CHARGE OF OUR FINANCES HE WILL MAKE ALL OUR DEALS,BORAT WILL BE MY AMBASSODOR TO RUSSIA,BUCSFAG WILL BE IN CHARGE OF COUNTING OUR TEE SHIRTS AND GETTING MY COFFE,
SHRINK MAKE THESE REQUEST'S BEFORE SUN SET OR YOUR PAL SICK GAMBLERS NOGGIN WILL BE ROLLING DOWN THE BOWLING LANES TRYING TO MAKE THAT VERY DIFFICULT 2-8 SPLIT
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