Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

RobFunk · Jul 31, 2009

If you want to see a really cheezy movie that isnt supposed to make you laugh but makes your stomache hurt by all means rent this direct to video master piece.

I think the best line in the flick is : "You know, I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

To make things better, there is no such thing as a shark attack part 1 or 2.

Heres a clip. I think the best thing is how the shark's mouth is always just big enough to take down it's prey wether it's a raft full of people or a guy on a speed boat.

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mrcrash · Aug 1, 2009

There was a shark attack part 1 and 2 according to imdb.com and there is even a post saying why the pussy comment was made.

donkeybucks · Aug 2, 2009

Ahhhhh shit. Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water.

quantumleap · Aug 2, 2009

RobFunk said:
If you want to see a really cheezy movie that isnt supposed to make you laugh but makes your stomache hurt by all means rent this direct to video master piece.

I think the best line in the flick is : "You know, I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

To make things better, there is no such thing as a shark attack part 1 or 2.

Heres a clip. I think the best thing is how the shark's mouth is always just big enough to take down it's prey wether it's a raft full of people or a guy on a speed boat.

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I was expecting the helicopter to go in next.

This is so campy that the campiness must be deliberate. For example, the guy on the jet ski looking back at the helpless people on the ship and then laughing diabolically and then looking surprised when the shark eats him can only be attributed (in my opinion) to a deliberate act of campiness.

IMDB comments go on further to say that it makes a good cult classic. Nice find Rob.

RobFunk · Aug 2, 2009

quantumleap said:
I was expecting the helicopter to go in next.

This is so campy that the campiness must be deliberate. For example, the guy on the jet ski looking back at the helpless people on the ship and then laughing diabolically and then looking surprised when the shark eats him can only be attributed (in my opinion) to a deliberate act of campiness.

IMDB comments go on further to say that it makes a good cult classic. Nice find Rob.

lmao

I rented this, it actually is amusing enough to get through. Totally camp, just like you say.