This is like a whole thing now since Tiger Woods. You have an 'illness' cause you like your prick sucked on. No, blowjobs just feel very, very good. You are perfectly healthy. Imagine two guys sitting outside a doctor's office. One is in a wheel chair, getting oxygen, an IV in his arm, looking frail and weak. The other looks like Zach fuckin' Efron. Zach turns to the frail looking man and asks, 'Are you okay?" The sick man replies: No, I am very sick. My organs are shutting down and they can't find out why. You waiting for someone?
Zach replies: Me? No. I am very sick too.
Sick man: Really?
Zach: Yea, I can't stop banging Vegas showgirls.
I mean, are these professionals serious with this shit? And this Tiger Woods, what the fuck happened to him? Obviously the mindset that brought on his adulterous behavior was part of the mindset that brought forth the golf. Cause he's a bum now. He can't get on the playing field with the top pros without being embarrassed. Not only that, but really. for being one of the most recognizable celebrities in the world and worth near a billion dollars, he is a poor excuse for a sex addict. What did he do? Bang a couple restaurant hostesses and a porn star or two? That's weak Tiger. Let it be me, I'd be on a Barbara Walters special having to explain why I needed a german shepherd to lick peanut butter off of my taint while receiving oral sex from a tranny who looks like Mama June from Honey Boo-Boo. Now that I could see needing help for, not banging a pretty hostesss because you're rich and famous. Come on people...
Zach replies: Me? No. I am very sick too.
Sick man: Really?
Zach: Yea, I can't stop banging Vegas showgirls.
I mean, are these professionals serious with this shit? And this Tiger Woods, what the fuck happened to him? Obviously the mindset that brought on his adulterous behavior was part of the mindset that brought forth the golf. Cause he's a bum now. He can't get on the playing field with the top pros without being embarrassed. Not only that, but really. for being one of the most recognizable celebrities in the world and worth near a billion dollars, he is a poor excuse for a sex addict. What did he do? Bang a couple restaurant hostesses and a porn star or two? That's weak Tiger. Let it be me, I'd be on a Barbara Walters special having to explain why I needed a german shepherd to lick peanut butter off of my taint while receiving oral sex from a tranny who looks like Mama June from Honey Boo-Boo. Now that I could see needing help for, not banging a pretty hostesss because you're rich and famous. Come on people...
