Randall the Handle's Week 9 NFL selections
BEST BETS
Buccaneers 1-6 at Browns 4-3
LINE: CLEVELAND BY 6 1/2
When you think of a Florida-based team that is dead last in both offence and defence in addition to being 31st in point differential, Jacksonville likely comes to mind. However, you'd be insulting the Jaguars because it is this Tampa Bay squad that owns such dubious distinctions. Only the Raiders and Bucs average less than 300 yards on offence per game while the Falcons and Bucs are the only pair that give up more than 400 yards per contest. It's not easy to get behind a team that is so poor on both sides of the ball. QB Mike Glennon was relegated to back up at the start of the year, but Josh McCown's ineptitude has thrust him back into action. Tampa's passing game is so weak, you have to go all the way to 52nd before finding a Tampa receiver on the yardage list. Vincent Jackson sits there, averaging a paltry 51 yards per game. Of course, there is risk in spotting too many points with the Browns but they are 3-1 at home, Brian Hoyer has thrown just two interceptions in 218 pass attempts and Tampa has no pass rush to harass the Brownies.
TAKING: BROWNS -6 1/2
Eagles 5-2 at Texans 4-4
LINE: PHILADELPHIA by 2
Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper, defence trumps offence. Those being the rules, having a stronger defensive team taking points to this haphazard Eagles team, we intend to play by those rules. While the raw numbers may not illustrate a superior defence here, Houston clearly has the better stop unit and with Jadeveon Clowney back for the second week after recovering from a knee injury, J.J. Watt and Clowney figure to be too much for Philadelphia's suspect offensive line to deal with. It won't help that QB Nick Foles has been erratic with an unimpressive 59% completion rate and his team ranks dead last in red zone touchdowns. The scheduling of this one also does Philly no favours. The Eagles just lost a tough game in Arizona and they'll travel on consecutive weeks. They'll look forward to returning home for the first time in a month next week as they host the Panthers in the Monday nighter, only to be followed by a trip to Lambeau. Conversely, the Texans are home after splitting two away games (a loss at Pittsburgh despite outplaying the Steelers) and their only defeat here was at the hands of the Colts.
TAKING: TEXANS +2
Ravens 5-3 at Steelers 5-3
LINE: BALTIMORE by 1
Sometimes, the point spread tells you which team to take. This is one of those occasions. Folks are high on the Steelers after witnessing Ben Roethlisberger throw for insane numbers (40 of 49 for 522 yards and six TDs) against the Colts last week while the Ravens were losing to a Bengals team that had been in a funk. Yet, Baltimore is actually favoured in this game at Pittsburgh? Isn't it always three points for the home team in this heated rivalry? Perhaps the oddsmakers remember the 26-6 thrashing that the Ravens laid on these Steelers in Week 2. Or could it be Pittsburgh's home loss to the one-win Buccaneers? If any team knows how to slow down Big Ben's offence, it's this Baltimore club. In their past 12 meetings, Pittsburgh has averaged just over 15 points per game. The Steelers didn't even make it to the end zone in that earlier tussle. Masked in Pittsburgh's offensive barrage last week was their inability to play defence, namely at the cornerback position where coach Mike Tomlin continues to jockey players around in an attempt to correct that inefficiency. Baltimore figures to take full advantage as will we.
TAKING: RAVENS -1
THE REST
Chargers 5-3 at Dolphins 4-3
LINE: MIAMI by 1 1/2
There's no shame losing to the Chiefs and Broncos recently as the Chargers have done their past two games, but that doesn't mean there aren't concerns. San Diego is hurting -- down to rookie running back Branden Oliver, who may be talented, but is still cutting his teeth. DB Brandon Flowers makes a huge difference and he's on the shelf along with other significant defensive players. Even though QB Philip Rivers is having an outstanding campaign, his offensive line has not been good and they figure to have their hands full with Miami's talented and aggressive pass rush. The Dolphins' defence is an unheralded group but is strong in all facets. That should be the difference in this one.
TAKING: DOLPHINS -1 1/2
Jaguars 1-7 at Bengals 4-2-1
LINE: CINCINNATI by 11
Human nature applies to athletes and, say what you will, but it is difficult to get up emotionally when playing these Jaguars. We've seen superior teams have brain cramps against them and this one sets up really well for the Bengals to fall victim to. A slumping Cincinnati team earned a monstrous win over division- leading Ravens last week. After this one, they are on a short week before hosting divisional contending Browns. Not only will the Bengals still be without top receiver A.J. Green, they've now lost defensive leader Vontaze Burfict for a few games. Yes, the Jags have won just five of their past 19 games but their defence has been noticeably better, holding three of their past four foes to fewer than 18 points.
TAKING: JAGUARS +11
Redskins 3-5 at Vikings 3-5
LINE: Even
Robert Griffin III returns to the field and while it makes for good headlines, we're not so sure it helps the Redskins in the short term. Let's not forget that RG3 has just one win in his past seven starts and that was this year's opener versus Jacksonville. It's also not an ideal scheduling situation for the Redskins, having to travel on a short week, following an emotional road win in Dallas on Monday. The Vikings return home after two away and while they retool their offence, the defence has seen significant improvement under defensive-minded Mike Zimmer. These two have faced off each of the past four years with the Vikings taking three of the four. No reason they can't do the same here and a win earns us a cover.
TAKING: VIKINGS Even
Jets 1-7 at Chiefs 4-3
LINE: KANSAS CITY by 9 1/2
Spotting prohibitive points with the Chiefs might be considered risky, but it sure beats jumping on this Jets train wreck. Kansas City has been playing very well, winning five of six after an 0-2 start. But this isn't about them as much as it is a fade of Rex Ryan's team. The Jets keep turning the ball over and while that can be random among teams, New York's personnel is more prone to it than others. QB Geno Smith was the ringleader but replacing him with 34-year old Michael Vick hardly figures to correct things. The Jets are vulnerable on defence as well, allowing at least 24 points to seven of eight opponents and 30+ four more times. Jets have just one interception on the year!
TAKING: CHIEFS -9 1/2
Rams 2-5 at 49ers 4-3
LINE: SAN FRANCISCO by 10
Many are pointing at St. Louis' sudden rash of injuries but as valid as that might be, the Niners' infirmary is just as busy. In what looks to be a battle of attrition, prefer to accept the double-digits being offered especially with the familiarity factor here. These two hooked up just three weeks ago and the Rams had San Fran on the ropes before self-destructing on a bunch of blunders that led to a 34-17 win, the Niners with a late pick six for the cover. The 49ers have been favoured in six of seven games played so far, but they've spotted more than 4 1/2 only once, resulting in a 28-20 straight-up loss to the Bears as a seven-point choice.
TAKING: RAMS +10
Broncos 6-1 at Patriots 6-2
LINE: DENVER by 3
Let's see. There are three late afternoon games. Do we watch Rams at Niners, Raiders at Seahawks or this one? While history will support the Patriots taking home points, the Broncos are clearly the best team in the NFL right now and giving away just a field goal no matter who the opponent might be seems like the prudent play. At full strength, New England would still be up against it here. But with some key pieces like LB Jerod Mayo and RB Steven Ridley sidelined, it will be that much tougher. Denver has been crushing teams. It has improved on defence and the offence is loaded with weapons. History may point to Tom Brady but current form points to the visitor.
TAKING: BRONCOS -3
Raiders 0-7 at Seahawks 4-3
LINE: SEATTLE by 15
A rookie quarterback on a winless team heading into CenturyLink? It's a tough sell, we know. But spotting huge points like this in the NFL is hazardous. Besides, it's not like the Seahawks are rocking and rolling like they were a year ago. They had lost consecutive games before squeaking by the defenceless Panthers last week. Seattle brass has tried to gloss over their departures and injured players but it doesn't wash. The Seahawks defence that led the league a year ago with 39 takeaways is currently tied for 28th with just seven turnovers through seven games. Seattle's passing game has taken a hit as well with both Golden Tate and Percy Harvin playing elsewhere.
TAKING: RAIDERS +15
Colts 5-3 at Giants 3-4
LINE: INDIANAPOLIS by 3
It's feast or famine with the Giants as they either win or get crushed. All four of the G-Men's defeats have been by 10 or more and now they get an angry Colts squad that was embarrassed in Pittsburgh last week. Prefer to hitch our wagon to Andrew Luck and his mates than this erratic New York bunch as Indy had won five straight before getting trounced last Sunday. Indianapolis has shown a penchant for bouncing back as it has won 13 of 14 after a loss. The Giants return from a bye but they are still minus some key players and they had dropped a pair by a combined 58-21 prior to their week off. The Colts should get back in win column here.
TAKING: COLTS -3