Hondo
Hondo’s the Best man
Hondo graciously has been accepting accolades all week for holding off Brian Costello to win the 2015 Bettor’s Guide Best Bet championship. While Mr. Aitch is appreciative of the copious kudos that continue to roll in, he would be remiss if he didn’t offer some props and pounds to Ms. Charleen, who once again prevailed in the Girls Division BBs.
As for this weekend’s wild-card action:
PACKERS-REDSKINS: The Packers’ impotent offense obviously is eating all its meals at Chipotle, which would explain why it has gone in the toilet for the past two months. That’s one problem. The other is that Wisconsin karma is working against them. Green Bay looks as set up to fail as Steven Avery was in “Making a Murderer.”
Redskins, 24-16
SEAHAWKS-VIKINGS: You don’t have to be a scowling, hoodie-wearing, rules-bending curmudgeon to figure out how to stop Minnesota: Load up against Adrian Peterson, aka Father Slime, and force quarterback Teddy Bridgewater to do what he is incapable of — throw the football. Hondo expects the plan to work as perfectly as it did five weeks ago when Peterson was held to 18 yards in the Seahags’ 38-7 win. At the risk of being redundant:
Seahags 38-7