Just saw this on Reuters:
The #1 gay porn star of Costa Rica has passed away. Earlier this evening, Mr. Pocket Rockets died during a male gang bang scene with five retired New York Knicks. He was shooting a scene called "The Knicks Plow The Pocket Rocket", where Mr. Rockets gets pounded by five dudes at least 6'8" tall or more.
Earlier in the day Mr. Rockets had seen a beautiful bird in Costa Rica peacefully fly through the sky and he had told the bird to fuck off. Apparently, that same bird retaliated and shat on Mr. Rockets while he was getting pounded by the Knicks. That bird shit plus the Knicks' "output" (to put it kindly) combined to create a deadly poison that instantly killed Mr. Rockets.
Mr. Rockets is survived by his dog "Fucker". However, Fucker was in a San Jose pet hospital at the time of this article as his owner had been kicking him on a daily basis. Mr. Rockets also had two parrots in his apartment, but both were found dead. Apparently Mr. Rockets had starved them to death to spite them.
The #1 gay porn star of Costa Rica has passed away. Earlier this evening, Mr. Pocket Rockets died during a male gang bang scene with five retired New York Knicks. He was shooting a scene called "The Knicks Plow The Pocket Rocket", where Mr. Rockets gets pounded by five dudes at least 6'8" tall or more.
Earlier in the day Mr. Rockets had seen a beautiful bird in Costa Rica peacefully fly through the sky and he had told the bird to fuck off. Apparently, that same bird retaliated and shat on Mr. Rockets while he was getting pounded by the Knicks. That bird shit plus the Knicks' "output" (to put it kindly) combined to create a deadly poison that instantly killed Mr. Rockets.
Mr. Rockets is survived by his dog "Fucker". However, Fucker was in a San Jose pet hospital at the time of this article as his owner had been kicking him on a daily basis. Mr. Rockets also had two parrots in his apartment, but both were found dead. Apparently Mr. Rockets had starved them to death to spite them.
