Rx Bash II...the players basketball team draft (pls sign in)

[RobFunk]

be careful of sick fellas when he trys to "back you down" in the low post. what kind of clothing do you play hoops in sick? speedos and a tank top thats 1 size too small?

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RobFunk:
be careful of sick fellas when he trys to "back you down" in the low post. what kind of clothing do you play hoops in sick? speedos and a tank top thats 1 size too small?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



EXACTLY what I was thinking I do not want ANY of that shittttttttttttt

 

[sickgambler]

you boys having fun making fun of me at my expense?

 

[RobFunk]

im serious dante. im not trying to catch something playing hoops. i know sick is pretty promiscuous out in those seedy parts of montreal.

 

[Dante]

Sorry ROB..sometimes a coach has to do what he has to do.....im going to have you guard Sick at least for the first half...


I would have had The General but he is on the IR

 

[RobFunk]

alright then if he trys any low post crap im just going to have to let him score. ill make up for it on offense. i wouldnt let some overly muscular punk from canada get the better of me. the more he says "i wish we could play hockey" the more ill make him look bad.

 

[sickgambler]

Dante, I am tough to guard, I must warn you.. I bully my way under the basket, just like SHAQ. I do use my weight to my advantage.. I am pretty good under the basket, although I don't have the height to jump up high for rebounds, but I am still good under the basket and I am tough to defend.

So you might be right, nobody will want to defend me, because I am no piece of cake.. And if we play man to man, the guy that I will be defending will not be happy either.. I am a great defender and will stick to that guy like glue. I will be all over that guy like bees are on honey.. It's tough to get around Sick Gambler, even though I am a big guy who doesn't have quick feet..

 

[GAMEFACE]

I'll tell you this, the morning of the texas hold em at binions no-one was in any condition to play full court hoops. I could barely sit up right for the texas hold em. if the hoops are going to be played saturday morning i doubt you'll be able to find 10 sober players to run full court. i don't see it.

 

[sickgambler]

also, another reason why I could be very dominant under the basket is I have a strong weapon I use, which usually works like a charm.. I don't shower for 4 days before a big game and i make sure I have some very strong B.O... This way, when I go near anyone under the basket, or I take it to the hole, the defenders are usually so disgusted in the smell, that they just usually let me walk right in for the easy lay up, and they say, ahhh F UCK IT!! There's no way anyone can defend me when I do this.. I averaged 11.9 pts a game in my basketball league, but in 3 of the 16 games I didn't shower and I stunk, I averaged 28.3 pts a game.

 

[RobFunk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>another reason why I could be very dominant under the basket is I have a strong weapon I use, which usually works like a charm.. I don't shower for 4 days before a big game and i make sure I have some very strong B.O <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL...that is definatly a techniqe a Canadian would use.

 

[SHACK]

That is a no go here Sick. No funky boys on the court. You are going to have to stick to the 11.9 pts per game.

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SHACK:
That is a no go here Sick. No funky boys on the court. You are going to have to stick to the 11.9 pts per game.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Amen to that Shack

 

[zxcvbnm]

Are you gonna be there Journeyman? I can't wait to play against the man of all men....

 

[crazyivan24]

I'm going to vegas next wk (staying @ Alladdin).

Anyone going to be there in July3-10?