Rubber Room

[Biggamer3]

Ok so i tried to get some answers for the rest of you guys and i used the name of the master chief in order to get some:

Wilheim: Question
about deposit
lindsay: How May I help You?
Wilheim: hi
Wilheim: what are your promotions for depositing?
Wilheim: I would like to deposit by credit card
eve: Hello Wilheim
eve: This is Eve General Manager, how are you?
Wilheim: fine, whats the maximum i can depost with you guys?
eve: $2000
eve: Wilheim do you want to fund your account or are you testing my staff?
Wilheim: what why would i test you guys?
Wilheim: after all you have been paying out these last couple months correct?
eve: is this really you Wilheim?
Wilheim: yeah it is, and my forum members have been real angry with you guys
eve: Ok, so what you really want to know is when will we be paying out? am i correct?
Wilheim: yes
eve: Ok Wilheim, I cannot give you an exact date, we are currently working on it, it could be as soon as this upcoming Friday or next week the latest
Wilheim: what happened to the April 10 deadline?
Wilheim: you keep making shit up and saying dont worry
Wilheim: you guys have to be accountable for something
eve: Why don't you contact our Director of Operations this afternoon he can give you a full explanation on this matter
Wilheim: If you guys are really sorry about this situation how about sponsoring a contest on our site?
eve: I will not tolerate this language, specially knowing you personally
Wilheim: fuck you
eve: we will have a lot of good things coming
eve: we are going to pay EVERYONE we will send a press release explaining what happened, and our apologies
eve: we are not going anywhere, we are here to stay, we will not keep our customers money
Wilheim: Ok this sounds real legit, like why would you guys lie
eve: that is why we just launched the new version of the website
eve: meanwhile we work on our processing issues
Wilheim: btw this isnt really wilheim
Wilheim: you guys are fucking stiffs
Wilheim: wish there was a way to legally come after you theifs
eve: this is not wilheim i will block you from our chat
eve: good morning

 

[Biggamer3]

So basically i set up an appointment with Wil and the Director of Operations

 

[Doug]

Wil is going to love this !

 

[Timetopay]

Ok so i tried to get some answers for the rest of you guys and i used the name of the master chief in order to get some:

Wilheim: Question
about deposit
lindsay: How May I help You?
Wilheim: hi
Wilheim: what are your promotions for depositing?
Wilheim: I would like to deposit by credit card
eve: Hello Wilheim
eve: This is Eve General Manager, how are you?
Wilheim: fine, whats the maximum i can depost with you guys?
eve: $2000
eve: Wilheim do you want to fund your account or are you testing my staff?
Wilheim: what why would i test you guys?
Wilheim: after all you have been paying out these last couple months correct?
eve: is this really you Wilheim?
Wilheim: yeah it is, and my forum members have been real angry with you guys
eve: Ok, so what you really want to know is when will we be paying out? am i correct?
Wilheim: yes
eve: Ok Wilheim, I cannot give you an exact date, we are currently working on it, it could be as soon as this upcoming Friday or next week the latest
Wilheim: what happened to the April 10 deadline?
Wilheim: you keep making shit up and saying dont worry
Wilheim: you guys have to be accountable for something
eve: Why don't you contact our Director of Operations this afternoon he can give you a full explanation on this matter
Wilheim: If you guys are really sorry about this situation how about sponsoring a contest on our site?
eve: I will not tolerate this language, specially knowing you personally
Wilheim: fuck you
eve: we will have a lot of good things coming
eve: we are going to pay EVERYONE we will send a press release explaining what happened, and our apologies
eve: we are not going anywhere, we are here to stay, we will not keep our customers money
Wilheim: Ok this sounds real legit, like why would you guys lie
eve: that is why we just launched the new version of the website
eve: meanwhile we work on our processing issues
Wilheim: btw this isnt really wilheim
Wilheim: you guys are fucking stiffs
Wilheim: wish there was a way to legally come after you theifs
eve: this is not wilheim i will block you from our chat
eve: good morning

I have a feeling you will be taking a vacation for 30 days.

It was pretty funny though.

Next time be Newlywed or PO

 

[jasin4000]

So basically i set up an appointment with Wil and the Director of Operations

haha, wow now that convo was funny.

 

[Biggamer3]

I have a feeling you will be taking a vacation for 30 days.

It was pretty funny though.

Next time be Newlywed or PO

If Wil doesnt see the obvious humor besides the fact that i came clean than maybe i will be taking a break

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

:monsters-

The line asking if it really was wilheim is kind of funny though.

:Carcajada:

 

[HinesWard86]

Ok so i tried to get some answers for the rest of you guys and i used the name of the master chief in order to get some:

Wilheim: Question
about deposit
lindsay: How May I help You?
Wilheim: hi
Wilheim: what are your promotions for depositing?
Wilheim: I would like to deposit by credit card
eve: Hello Wilheim
eve: This is Eve General Manager, how are you?
Wilheim: fine, whats the maximum i can depost with you guys?
eve: $2000
eve: Wilheim do you want to fund your account or are you testing my staff?
Wilheim: what why would i test you guys?
Wilheim: after all you have been paying out these last couple months correct?
eve: is this really you Wilheim?
Wilheim: yeah it is, and my forum members have been real angry with you guys
eve: Ok, so what you really want to know is when will we be paying out? am i correct?
Wilheim: yes
eve: Ok Wilheim, I cannot give you an exact date, we are currently working on it, it could be as soon as this upcoming Friday or next week the latest
Wilheim: what happened to the April 10 deadline?
Wilheim: you keep making shit up and saying dont worry
Wilheim: you guys have to be accountable for something
eve: Why don't you contact our Director of Operations this afternoon he can give you a full explanation on this matter
Wilheim: If you guys are really sorry about this situation how about sponsoring a contest on our site?
eve: I will not tolerate this language, specially knowing you personally
Wilheim: fuck you
eve: we will have a lot of good things coming
eve: we are going to pay EVERYONE we will send a press release explaining what happened, and our apologies
eve: we are not going anywhere, we are here to stay, we will not keep our customers money
Wilheim: Ok this sounds real legit, like why would you guys lie
eve: that is why we just launched the new version of the website
eve: meanwhile we work on our processing issues
Wilheim: btw this isnt really wilheim
Wilheim: you guys are fucking stiffs
Wilheim: wish there was a way to legally come after you theifs
eve: this is not wilheim i will block you from our chat
eve: good morning

Hilarious stuff, definite post of the year nominee

 

[BetIt]

i feel for all those with money at lazerwager. they are like a black hole

 

[wilheim]

Fwiw

Eve knows this was not me, she knows my wife and knows me well enough to know I would never speak to her or any other woman that way. That is all I am going to say about the matter.



wil..

 

[Doug]

They should instantly know Wil was impersonated, anyway. You can't play at a CR book if you live there.

 

[Timetopay]

I like the fact Wil asking about Max deposit.

He aint no small timer.

 

[royboy_3831]

eve: I will not tolerate this language, specially knowing you personally
Wilheim: fuck you

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[buddyboy]

fast forward 3 years into the future.

to a cocktail party where Wilheim, along with his lovely wife, and Eve chuckle about the time Eve worked for a deadbeat sportsbook called Lazerwager.

Eve: I don't know how you did it Wilheim. All those people we stiffed.

Wilheim: Yes twas difficult at times. You should have told me sooner that book was going to close down.

(chuckles and laughs fill the room)

 

[Biggamer3]

In retrospect i shoulda used another name

Like Sports Savant!

 

[gynecologist]

:lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG:

 

[NES]

Eve knows this was not me, she knows my wife and knows me well enough to know I would never speak to her or any other woman that way. That is all I am going to say about this here matter.

I fixed it for you Wil