Things Overheard @ Right Sides Upcoming Probation Hearing
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10) "If being able to ALMOST complete a full sentence when reading is what you mean by being rehabilitated, then yes I feel I truly am"
9) "My butthole is now wider than the Golden Gate bridge and I learned to actually like it ... does that count for any bonus points?"
8) "I know Basehead has told me he could get me work in the Bush Administration since "talent" is not a requirement for steady employment .."
7) "No sir ... the first thing I will do if I get probation is cancel my subscription to Playgirl Magazine ..:"
6) "If it takes blowing you to get probation .... well, I learned a lot of tricks from Patriot that will make you probably vote Yes ..."
5) "Really? I can only email the Mods at RX 2 times a week to Nark on fellow posters instead of the 10 times per week that I was accustomed to ..."
4) "Technically I am married ... she cant talk, has 4 legs and a big tail but I still consider her my wife and lifetime partner ..."
3) "Not true ... I only hit on Jose for sex in prison on weekends "
2) "I have plenty of references at RX who will vouch for me .... ooooh, shit .,.. I didnt know you meant someone that will actually say good things about me ..."
1) "Yes, I was out of line when I pouted and started a thread accusing the Mods .... hey, it was my time of the month and us girls "growl" when ol "Aunt Jemiah" gets sloppy down below ..."
