You are playing well, I'll grant you that. But then not all of us have the life of luxury like you do. Plus I realize now I have to space out my victories so that you don't quit on me. Say, what do you call that game with the horses and castles and stuff?
And speaking of Bishops, when I was kid the local Bishop visited our school. But he was total phony. Never once moved diagonally.
(There's your Henny Youngman for ya.)