Random things I hate/annoy me. . . feel free to add

[BlackBart]

1. Those stickers on the back of cars that show daddy, mommy, all the kids and the phucking dog. WTF? Who gives a shit?

2. Those same stickers where everyone is wearing mouse ears. Phuck Disney.

3. The fact that breakfast cereals are packaged according to health. The healthy cereals are tiny but a box of Sugar Corn Pops won't fit in the back seat of my car.

4. The TSA and all the stupid rules about liquids. I think they just make up rules to make us all comply like lap dogs. Next it will be that all of our underwear must be in a separate plastic bag tied to the outside of our suitcases.

5. The fact that hot dogs come in a 12 pack and buns come in an 8 pack.

 

[viking611]

BALLOONS at theRX!

 

[seriousaddiction]

Sitting at a stop sign and you waive someone on as they get there at about the same time...they stare at you waiving and proceed to waive you ahead...I want to bludgeon these people

People who drive with their blinker on and don't know it

People who drive 1mph because its snowing...You've lived in the Northeast your whole life...get used to it asshole

Own my own business and I get 50 calls a day from someone trying to sell me something. I'm to the point where I say hello and they start their sales pitch I just hang up


The cold in general

Rear-wheel drive (serves no purpose)

Doug Gotleib

Stupid people

Girls who talk too much

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i'm driving a few mph over the speed limit. i'm not holding anybody up.

some a-hole in his big pick up truck ( which makes him some kind of bad ass ) come flying up behind me . tail gates me only to turn at the next street .

really buddy ? you needed to ride my ass to get there 2 seconds earlier ?

 

[quinnsft34]

Matthew Berry and his stupid ass fantasy projections.

 

[fhmesq44]

1 - Tim Tebow, love the guy's game, but he fits into three categories of annoyance for me (i) media darling (the pre/post/halftime shows and the ESPN Bowl special this weekend raised this to an entirely new level); (ii) rah rah guy; and (iii) overly religious athlete.

2 - Fat and lazy f*ing people (see below). Went to Disneyland last week and these fat, lazy motherfuckers were everywhere. There must have been more rascals there than in all of Del Boca Vista, all being ridden by fat lazy f*cking Americans stuffing their faces with funnel cakes and giant ice cream sandwiches. No wonder everyone hates Americans. It was a disgrace.

 

[G.MONEY]

When your standing at line some place and an Idiot feels the need to Text someone and can not type and walk at the same time

 

[Kruser6]

When you buy an airplane ticket way in advance. You specifically pick a seat and then you get there and there is a couple sitting in your seat. They look at you like you are doing something wrong by sitting in YOUR ASSIGNED seat. You feel like to big of a dickhead to make them get up in the crowded ass aisles so you take there seat only to have some huge overweight lady sit next to you.

FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF. NEVER AGAIN>

 

[Kruser6]

Teenage girls that continue to keep having babies. It's fucking terrible they are everywhere and you know there is no way they can support themselves much less a baby or two or three!!

 

[billsfan]

stepping in dog poop (as I did about a hour ago).....please walk your dog in designated areas.

 

[quantumleap]

People who talk on the cell phone driving in the high speed lane hno:

Especially those that drive slowly backing up traffic. You see, they don't drive in the slow lane because they would have to pay attention to traffic. If they drive slowly in the fast lane no one will be ahead of them for 1/2 mile so they don't have to watch ahead of them.

 

[quantumleap]

When you buy an airplane ticket way in advance. You specifically pick a seat and then you get there and there is a couple sitting in your seat. They look at you like you are doing something wrong by sitting in YOUR ASSIGNED seat. You feel like to big of a dickhead to make them get up in the crowded ass aisles so you take there seat only to have some huge overweight lady sit next to you.

FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF. NEVER AGAIN>

I never feel like a dickhead in situations like that. I feel good about making them get up because they didn't have the foresight to plan ahead. I chuckle a little inside.

 

[eoghater]

When you buy an airplane ticket way in advance. You specifically pick a seat and then you get there and there is a couple sitting in your seat. They look at you like you are doing something wrong by sitting in YOUR ASSIGNED seat. You feel like to big of a dickhead to make them get up in the crowded ass aisles so you take there seat only to have some huge overweight lady sit next to you.

FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF. NEVER AGAIN>

It's the other way around for me. I like making them look like dickheads when they pretend to not know those weren't their seats. That also goes for the bleacher bums who try to sneak closer and end up taking your seat.

 

[RaoulDuke]

That fricking stupid laughing dog icon on the rx. I wont even post it but you know what im talking about.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Rosie

Rosanne

Oprah

Carrot top

Dick Vitelle

Lee Corso

John Madden

Bill mushmouth dalton gang walton

 

[FairWarning]

People who buy scratch-off tickets and play them at the counter, holding up the line. Also people who are too lazy tp check their ticket, so they give them to the clerk running the machine, thus tying up the line.

 

[chipman58]

People who use the letter O for the number 0 when announcing an incoming phone extension or a price of an item,I deliver to a Wal-mart and it drives me crazy.

 

[100KbyXMAS]

When people stand directly in front of the baggage carousel before their bag comes out.

 

[Keef]

Can't stand the following:

1) Neighbors that park in front of your house instead of their own.

2) People that complain about their mediocre job but have never done anything to improve their situation such as go to school or even work hard. Just continue to loaf on by and yet still complain. I'm talking about the pricks that if you were to condense actual hours of work it would amount to 3 hours or so.

3) People that insist on using the f-word to fill in every ignorant pause until they can finally spit out what they are trying to say. "I have to fkn, ah, go to the fkn store, and fkn get something for fkn dinner and ah, don't know what to ah, fkn ah get". Chances are #2 and #3 are the same person.

4) Guys who cannot do anything without their wife/girlfriend getting pissed off at them and when they do, you don't see them for ages after that. Now, it's one thing if you've lost her trust by cheating or coming home all hours of the night every other night. I'm talking about decent guys that just have no say.

5) People that leave Christmas lights on their house until summer time hits. These people don't take their trash cans in for several days as well.

6) people who give out financial advise when they themselves are not secure.

7) The look you get when you approach someone who is saving seats or a table for his group. Even before you get within range they are already bracing as though you are going to steal something from them.

8) Brave drunks. You know, the guy that likes to fight when he drinks.

9) When someone tells you a story so many times that you know it as well as they do. Always funny when the story changes a bit and you correct them.

 

[1cheater]

People who get in the left turn lane, but stay hanging out into the straight lane.

People at convient stores who decide they want to want scratch off's and daily numbers at the last second.

People who don't use a signal.

People who ask for directions at a toll booth (I always get stuck behind them)

Jackasses who don't know how to merge.

Women drivers.