Raiders: Mommy, Mommy, why do GIL & MFG tell me I have a big head?
Mom: Don't worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.
Raiders comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Raiders. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
Raiders, People have the right to be ugly, but you're abusing the privelage!
Raiders picture before he got dressed up for halloween.:manwh: I cant show you the after picture it might scare ya!:manwh:
Damn Raiders lookin' like that you'd give Freddy Kreuger nightmares! Pretty woman...MERCAY!
He gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
He trick or treats over the phone.
He is so ugly he's been turned down more times than a bedspread.
Two weeks ago he won first prize in a beauty contest. It was for mules.
:heh:
He has a sign in his yard that says "Beware of Dog"
He's so ugly, His dog has to close its eyes when it humps his leg!
Raiders dog:
Mom: Don't worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.
Raiders comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Raiders. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
Raiders, People have the right to be ugly, but you're abusing the privelage!
Raiders picture before he got dressed up for halloween.:manwh: I cant show you the after picture it might scare ya!:manwh:
Damn Raiders lookin' like that you'd give Freddy Kreuger nightmares! Pretty woman...MERCAY!
He gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
He trick or treats over the phone.
He is so ugly he's been turned down more times than a bedspread.
Two weeks ago he won first prize in a beauty contest. It was for mules.
:heh:
He has a sign in his yard that says "Beware of Dog"
He's so ugly, His dog has to close its eyes when it humps his leg!
Raiders dog:
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