Queff

[Devilwoman]

So my son had been bugging me about what a queff is. I kept telling him, he didn't want to know. I asked him where he heard of it, he said well my friends say the Kansas City Queff's. So what's it mean mom. This went on for months. Finally I got tired of it. I said well son you know what you have down there? He said yes. You know what girls have down there? He said no. So I said well its a hole... He says like a butthole? I said well not exactly, but anyhow a queff is a fart that comes out of the girl hole. He was shocked and embarrassed...I warned him that he didn't want to know. How would you tell your ten year old what a queff is?

 

[MikeB]

How would you know what a girl has between her legs?

 

[steaktartar]

hahaha

 

[Devilwoman]

How would you know what a girl has between her legs?

What? Is it me or do you just get dumber and dumber?

 

[NES]

You could have just saved a lot of time and told him it was a pussy-fart, I'm pretty sure every ten year old boy has a basic idea of what a pussy is.

 

[MikeB]

You could have just saved a lot of time and told him it was a pussy-fart, I'm pretty sure every ten year old boy has a basic idea of what a pussy is.

PO69?

Thats my definition.

 

[MikeB]

What? Is it me or do you just get dumber and dumber?

Impossible, once you are in the basement the stairs only go one way. I am looking up...heheheeeee....

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Sit the boy down, and say to him candidly, and honesty.


"Well my young boy.....

its where a bitch gets her fuck hole rammed hard, and the gaping puss sucks in air.... noway to go but out..... so... its a **** fart."

 

[mrcrash]

just show him, it's not rocket science

 

[Devilwoman]

just show him, it's not rocket science

Oh...should I demonstrate in front of the whole family, his 6th grade class, 6th grade football team, or what do you suggest?

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Oh...should I demonstrate in front of the whole family, his 6th grade class, 6th grade football team, or what do you suggest?

Only if you promo us Rubber room pervs free front row tickets.

 

[Devilwoman]

Only if you promo us Rubber room pervs free front row tickets.

Ha! Would you really want to see a queff demonstration? Seriously?

 

[steaktartar]

Ha! Would you really want to see a queff demonstration? Seriously?

slow day here......post a photo of your panty drawer at home

 

[barman]

You could have just saved a lot of time and told him it was a pussy-fart, I'm pretty sure every ten year old boy has a basic idea of what a pussy is.

I'm a 48 year old boy and that's what I've always called 'em.

It's my way of knowing when I've truly got the Hammer Down

I wonder if DWoman tells her kid that the thing between his legs is a Wee-Wee?

 

[DonMelchor]

tough talking to your kids about this things, but you gotta do it straight up.......no way around it

 

[Devilwoman]

I'm a 48 year old boy and that's what I've always called 'em.

It's my way of knowing when I've truly got the Hammer Down

I wonder if DWoman tells her kid that the thing between his legs is a Wee-Wee?

um no...it use to be a tallywacker...but he is eleven now...so its a weener.

 

[quantumleap]

Give the boy a Penthouse magazine so he knows what is going on down there with the opposite sex. It will be a good sex ed tool.

Then, learn how to spell queef. You see, queff rhymes with Jeff. The long "e" sound is produced by putting 2 e's together like in queen.

 

[Devilwoman]

Then, learn how to spell queef. You see, queff rhymes with Jeff. The long "e" sound is produced by putting 2 e's together like in queen.

Well thank you for the spelling lesson.