Multiple Choice test:
>>>
>>> 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>>>massacred by:
>>>
>>> a. Olga Corbitt
>>> b. Sitting Bull
>>> c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>>>
>>> a. Lost Norwegians
>>> b. Elvis
>>> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 3. During the 1980s a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon
>>>by:
>>>
>>> a. John Dillinger
>>> b. The King of Sweden
>>> c. The Boy Scouts
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>>4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>>>
>>> a. A pizza delivery boy
>>> b. Pee Wee Herman
>>> c. Geraldo Rivera
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year
>>>old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
>>>
>>> a. The Smurfs
>>> b. Davy Jones
>>> c. The Little Mermaid
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy
>>>diver was murdered by:
>>>
>>> a. Captain Kid
>>> b. Charles Lindbergh
>>> c. Mother Teresa
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>>7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>>>
>>> a. Scooby Doo
>>> b. The Tooth Fairy
>>> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>>>
>>> a. Richard Simmons
>>> b. Grandma Moses
>>> c. Michael Jordan
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>>9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>>>
>>> a. Mr. Rogers
>>> b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
>>> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and
>>>thousands of people were killed by:
>>>
>>> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
>>> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>>> c. Mr. Bean
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling!
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
longer
be allowed to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80 year old women, little
kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who
are members of the President's security detail, 85 year old Congressmen
with
metal hips, former Presidents, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.
I am going to send this to as many people as I can so that the dunder-headed attorneys and judges that want to thwart common sense
feel
doubly ashamed
of themselves.
How about you?
>>>
>>> 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>>>massacred by:
>>>
>>> a. Olga Corbitt
>>> b. Sitting Bull
>>> c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>>>
>>> a. Lost Norwegians
>>> b. Elvis
>>> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 3. During the 1980s a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon
>>>by:
>>>
>>> a. John Dillinger
>>> b. The King of Sweden
>>> c. The Boy Scouts
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>>4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>>>
>>> a. A pizza delivery boy
>>> b. Pee Wee Herman
>>> c. Geraldo Rivera
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year
>>>old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
>>>
>>> a. The Smurfs
>>> b. Davy Jones
>>> c. The Little Mermaid
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy
>>>diver was murdered by:
>>>
>>> a. Captain Kid
>>> b. Charles Lindbergh
>>> c. Mother Teresa
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>>7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>>>
>>> a. Scooby Doo
>>> b. The Tooth Fairy
>>> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>>>
>>> a. Richard Simmons
>>> b. Grandma Moses
>>> c. Michael Jordan
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>>9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>>>
>>> a. Mr. Rogers
>>> b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
>>> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>>>
>>> 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and
>>>thousands of people were killed by:
>>>
>>> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
>>> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>>> c. Mr. Bean
>>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling!
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
longer
be allowed to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80 year old women, little
kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who
are members of the President's security detail, 85 year old Congressmen
with
metal hips, former Presidents, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.
I am going to send this to as many people as I can so that the dunder-headed attorneys and judges that want to thwart common sense
feel
doubly ashamed
of themselves.
How about you?
