"Pool got my Daughter Pregnant"

[wiesman02]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3394806.html?menu=

Oooh sweet heaven. What next ? Stray sperm got your daughter pregnant ? Why can't she just realize that her daughter is a dirty whore. tsk tsk tsk

 

[Nick.Papagiorgio]

 

[tatehill2000]

lol sperm + chlorine= your daughtor is a lying whore! lol

tater

 

[goodcall]

makes sense

 

[Zip]

Lady goes to the doctor:

Lady: I have a problem
Doctor: You have a venereal disease
Lady: I must have gotten it off a toilet seat.
Doctor: Then don't screw on toilet seats