I would give one eye to live in the 70s, plus Id look cool with an eyepatch.
Yeah absolutely pockets. You'd have been the
MAN with an eye patch in the 70's.
Pick of the Womenfolk, 70's women were unable to resist a Man with an eye patch.
They didn't shave their Vaginas though pockets. You'd have had to been alright with Bush
or you'd have been in deep shit pockets. There was so much Bush on Women in the 70's
that it seemed like all the hair that should be on Women NOW pockets somehow mystically
transported itself back there to the 70's and took up residence on the Women of that era's Vaginas.
Like through a Wormhole or something. There was so much Bush back then pockets that even the
CIA Director was named "Bush" to make himself blend in better like a Camouflage Business Suit and Tie.
I wore an eye patch from mid '76 through January 2 1980 pockets. Talked like a Pirate for the last 14 months of that.
For some reason the eye patch didn't work come the 80's. Like over
night pockets, the eye patch lost its mystical appeal.
I have no explanation of why that happened. Skintight Jordache Jeans had, literally from one day top the next pockets,
taken the place of the eye patch. Took a little time to adapt pockets, I was adrift without an identity for a few weeks
the eye patch not working anymore. Eventually found a good place wearing neon colored track suits, got a Perm.
found a rockin' pair of rainbow lensed shades at the Costa Mesa Flea Market and carried a Ghetto Blaster
Zeppelin on Volume 10 everywhere I went. Even into the DMV and the supermarket.
I was back in pockets.