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Lots of creative RX minds here. I have been utterly disappointed by commercials last couple of years. For 6 million dollars it better be good. Briefly give plot, company, and any famous actors needed. R Rated ok, for extra laughs. I will start with these two.


Doritos , Emily Ratajkowski in wearable a Dorito New Flavored Bikini , barely covering her private areas jumps in a pool of Salsa or White Dip. Whole bunch of buffed dudes trying to give her clean towel, refuses ,goes to nerd that has the Doritos stains all over him ,hands, face, towel.

Draft Kings, Whole bunch of Kings dialed up drafting knights for a fight or sporting event, John Snow, Knight King, show how easy to play and sign up.
 
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bowel movement tracking and analyzation app .. cloud based so whatever diet and exercise tracker and bet tracker you are using , you will only have
1 user iinterface that scrubs the data from each app and presents it to you through one app .. relying on a proprietary algo that determines if your BMs
are indicating you are in the zone or not ... storyboard is a guy on a bad run at craps table .. wife texts him asking if he has checked his BM Cloud , he sighs looks left to right then right to left, looks down at his phone, app on mainscreen says his nature is in turmoil .. frustrated he colors in remaining chips , fast forward to him pullinhg into driveway , kisses wife waiting at door they hug and kiss.. the app scxreenshot / logo are on the screen .. phil collins plays in the background
 

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or Sting or U2 .. or red red wine ( the neil diamond version )
 

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After the NFL does their apology commercial show one where ALL different races of people listen to and follow the directions of police officers.

They turn off the car, they get out first time asked, the officer politely explains why they are being stopped...shows a peaceful ending, empty jail cells, public defenders looking for new jobs....etc etc

Haven’t quite figured out who is pitching the commercial....maybe a making the community come together theme

Ends with big picnic and lawyers are doing the BBQ for cops and ALL different races of folks who obeyed directions....:think2:
 

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No idea what's going to be best, but I know there's supposed to be at least two political ads today.

I just hope they're both upbeat and positive, no need to stir the pot during a national party

I used the love the Budweiser lizards, the baby's image reaching for Dorito's was funny last year, and one year fed ex had a caveman commercial that cracked me up
 

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