Physically Large Bankrolls Impress The Ladies

[BarnyardAnimal]

Whenever I go to Vegas I like to carry my cash around as quarters in large sacks with a $ on it.

The women dig it.

 

[beetman]

It also helps to have bags of quarters to smack those annoying Mexicans who try to hand you the porno cards.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Indubitably.

Sometimes I throw the quarters on the ground just to watch the old ladies beat each other up with their canes and walkers.

:thumbsup2:

 

[beetman]

It's also nice to have a few quarters to put into the church basket.

ope:

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Has anyone ever hid quarters in the scrambled eggs at a buffet?

BARREL OF MONKEYS

 

[beetman]

Eww that sounds gross.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Adds extra texture. Bottlecaps work, too. You can get a lot from the bar. They're just going to throw them away, anyway.

A friend of a friend would string up a bunch of yen and swing it around whenever he won at nickel slots. WOO WOO $5 BEEYATCH WATCH OUT FOR MY HELICOPTER OF DOOM

 

[beetman]

What's wrong with a little old fashioned tabasco sauce?

:monsters-

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Tabasco sauce doesn't provide the same sort of satisfying CRUNCH.

:Guitarman

 

[beetman]

Maybe tabasco sauce and granola?

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I already have the big $ sacks. I don't want to also carry around sauces and granola.

Look, man, what I'm talking about here is showing off my big sack. It works. I'm serious. It's not just a matter of what you do with it that counts.

Cocktail waitresses gravitate towards the slot player with the big sack. And there's nothing more intimidating than sitting down at a BJ table and plopping a huge sack down.

If you're poor, you can fill it with gravel. No one will know except for the lack of CHINK CHINK CHINK.

 

[BASEHEAD]

Sometimes I throw the quarters on the ground just to watch the old ladies beat each other up with their canes and walkers.

:thumbsup2:

Last time I was in the Bahamas we were throwing nickels off the seawall and watching the locals kids dive in and fight over them.

Youre right though......a sweet ride and a wad of cash gets the ladies greezed up.

 

[beetman]

I guess I need a big sack to impress the ladies.

 

[gbogo]

a wad of $100 notes will guarantee to turn on any russian woman within a radius of 2 miles.

 

[beetman]

Spocheba!

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

<i>Last time I was in the Bahamas we were throwing nickels off the seawall and watching the locals kids dive in and fight over them.</i>

Last time I was there we had a kid ditch some other tourists and give us a ride on the water tower, solo.

<i>Youre right though......a sweet ride and a wad of cash gets the ladies greezed up.</i>

Of course. I'm not fucking around here. Bags of cash with $ painted on the side will have you swarming in trim.

 

[beetman]

The last time I was in the Bahamas, some guy semi-coerced my friend into buying a rose that was spray painted gold for a dollar.

 

[Rawpimple]

a large bankroll can not compensate for your small penis. :drink:

 

[TheFalls]

This is funny.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

It's not necessarily a large bankroll, it's a large SACK.

And the large SACK is highly correlated with a large MEMBER. That's why the ladies love it.