Penile Enlargement

[Jabow]

Dont even bother, the internet is swarmed with spam about this issue,
there are a few guys that are not well endowed, my advise to you is dont even bother, why?

here goes, you can stick it to a chick with a 8-12 in cock and she may squirm a little but thats bullshit, they can take anything, no matter the size, a horses dick can be taken by justabout all women, a little lubrication and plop, shes taking it, maybe after the third time she;ll be like more, more, more,

why i say that, any vagina that can open soooooo wide and give birth to babies ................. well there aint no dick big enough on this earth that can be the size of a babies head and shoulder. just my opinion.


p.s I love controversial issues. lol

 

[TheShotDoctor]

Ja...............

Nice Insight Bro!
Never quite Looked at it that way!
But Very, Very TRUE!


MR. NEWLYWED

 

[Hal01]

Ya, I wish I had a horse dick ................. instead of this big ole thing.

Hal

 

[PatPatriot]

I went to the Dr. to see if he could make my penis 9 inches,and he told me could, except he would have to cut 4 inches off.

 

[RobFunk]

Size will not get you more chics.

Sex is such a chore to begin with. I mean once youre in your thirtys why the hassle.

 

[Peebs]

LMFAO

Great analysis of the idea.

Its how you use your tool that matters , and to be quite honest its not so much the lengths but the girth that really matters!!

:lolBIG:

 

[brutusthebuckeye+]

my old girlfreind said give me 9 inches and make it hurt!so i banged her 3 times and punched her in the nose.

 

[Rawpimple]

Few comments on the topic

1) Average size of a man's penis is a little over 5.5 inches. Even the 6 inch average is a slight exagerration.
Eliminate the Asian population and it's 8.3 inches
Put the Asian population back in and eliminate Marino and its 10 inches

2) John Holmes known to have a pretty big penis but like everything was exaggerated. He was estimated to be between 8-9 inches.

3) Being overweight actually makes your penis appear smaller.

DA NA NA THE MORE YOU KNOW..................

I'll be back with more fast facts later

 

[TheShotDoctor]

The Wifey Likes It Shaved................

also noticed w/o all "The Fuzz" it's atleast an inch Longer!!!!!!!

My Insight...MR. NEWLYWED:howdy:

 

[WCBias]

Jabow, you have posted some funny ass threads, this one takes the cake. Did anyone see that episode of Curb you Enthusiasm with the Nurse with the huge *****?

 

[Jabow]

Hey Rawpimple interesting info, keep it coming

 

[Jabow]

my old girlfreind said give me 9 inches and make it hurt!so i banged her 3 times and punched her in the nose.

that was real funny, lol

 

[MrJ]

Threads are turning gay again, I'm surprised levi hasn't jumped in already.

 

[DonMelchor]

why i say that, any vagina that can open soooooo wide and give birth to babies ................. well there aint no dick big enough on this earth that can be the size of a babies head and shoulder. just my opinion.


p.s I love controversial issues. lol

this is because the oxytocin hormone, In women, it is released in large amounts after distension of the cervix and vagina during labor.

it's also released during sex, BTW

 

[billhill999]

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I got a girl that's so darn thin
There ain't much of her but bones and skin
One thing about her I can understand
She wraps all around me like a rubber band, baby

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I want a girl who's built real fat
Kenny don't like to see 'em like that
But I like to see 'em big and tall
The bigger they come the harder they fall

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I want someone who feels like they got to have love
Love to look at the stars above
My little baby, I want you to know
She'll bring me home all of her dough

It ain't the meat it's the motion
It ain't the meat, uhm uhm uhm
It ain't the meat, I say the action
That makes your daddy wanna rock

Bring it down one time
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It ain't the meat, I say the movement, girl
It ain't the meat, it's the action
That makes your daddy wanna rock

 

[MrJ]

Have to remember that just like there is such a thing as too small, there's also such a thing as too big. I would think in most case huge dicks would only be good for walking around the locker room. I bet a lot of girls wouldn't let it near them.