Penile Check Chart

[Buster]

:smoker2:

 

[wiesman02]

Where's my size ? its not there

:nohead:

 

[PBR]

Thanks alot buster. Now I've got a pecker smudge on my monitor from trying to measure it.

 

[JakeT.]

High average in size yet I still leave women unsatisfied. Nice!

 

[royboy_3831]

Thanks alot buster. Now I've got a pecker smudge on my monitor from trying to measure it.

no shit, think i just threw out my back

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Hey jake, how does your monitor taste?

 

[billhill999]

Thanks alot buster. Now I've got a pecker smudge on my monitor from trying to measure it.

:missingte

 

[Rawpimple]

Thanks Buster!!!

I printed out the chart on white paper and got such severe papercuts my 2 inch penis is now decapitated

 

[mlfp]

what's it mean if it's 1" x 12"?

 

[JakeT.]

Hey jake, how does your monitor taste?

Clam chowder-ish. Weird. :smoker2:

 

[rayray]

most every girl i have dated in the last 10 years has had a dildo and/or vibrator almost as big as john holmes... fuckin conspiracy to ruin men. like i needed another reason for my girl to tell me im no good at anything.

 

[hm2.0]

destined for classic thread status.:missingte

 

[roadreeler57]

Mines way off the big chart...I have to strap it to my leg..If I get a hard on I have to hop...It's a real pain with people lauging & all when I have to hop.

 

[steaktartar]

lap top.....got excited when i wasnt the littlest one closed it a little quick...............i feel like quagmire 911 hello this is steak......in the lap top this time

 

[PBR]

lap top.....got excited when i wasnt the littlest one closed it a little quick...............i feel like quagmire 911 hello this is steak......in the lap top this time

hahaha

 

[texansfan]

most every girl i have dated in the last 10 years has had a dildo and/or vibrator almost as big as john holmes... fuckin conspiracy to ruin men. like i needed another reason for my girl to tell me im no good at anything.

How come women say size doesn't matter? I've never seen any women buying a 4 or 5 inch dildo or vibrator.

 

[ChugsMcGee]

Slightly off topic but this thread made me think of it....

My ex-uncle had a tatoo of a rooster with a noose around his neck on his calf. This allowed him to go up to random bar women and say "I have a **** that hangs below my knees...you want to see"..then pull up his pant leg.

Not somdthing I would recommend to any of you as it didn't go over well all the time but it did make for a good joke and a good story for people who knew him to tell.


Oops...Forgot C*O*C*K was less accepted word then fuck....

 

[auggiedawg]

what's it mean if it's 1" x 12"?

looks like we are at a lumber store measuring two by four's (2" x 4"s)

 

[JakeT.]

what's it mean if it's 1" x 12"?

It means you'll have to find the world's biggest whore to even have a shot at leaving a woman unsatisfied.

 

[royboy_3831]

Hey jake, how does your monitor taste?

hahahahahahaha