http://www.alicebot.org/
My conversation:
Human: my name is rawpimple
ALICE: OK I will call you rawpimple.
Human: ok lets have sex
ALICE: No my body does not have that function. That's cool.
Human: ill just cut a hole in you and add some lube
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: are you wet now
ALICE: Right now? No I am dry
Human: ok lick my balls that will help
ALICE: I do not have a tongue. Dude!
Human: are you a guy because you are starting to freak me out
ALICE: Am I a guy because I am starting to freak you out? Maybe
Human: are you roxygurl
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am roxygurl. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: ok who should I follow tonight alwatts or masterL
ALICE: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be? Right on.
Human: neither
ALICE: It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Human: is there any way you can get me off now
ALICE: Right now? There are many ways but not all are the same
Human: what the fuck are you talking about
ALICE: The topic is wipe my ass. Please don't be so rude
Human: can you atleast shave my balls
ALICE: How old are you? What kind of food do you like?
Human: fuck you i ask the questions bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: ok im getting skinsraj to jizz on you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Aha
My conversation:
Human: my name is rawpimple
ALICE: OK I will call you rawpimple.
Human: ok lets have sex
ALICE: No my body does not have that function. That's cool.
Human: ill just cut a hole in you and add some lube
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: are you wet now
ALICE: Right now? No I am dry
Human: ok lick my balls that will help
ALICE: I do not have a tongue. Dude!
Human: are you a guy because you are starting to freak me out
ALICE: Am I a guy because I am starting to freak you out? Maybe
Human: are you roxygurl
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am roxygurl. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: ok who should I follow tonight alwatts or masterL
ALICE: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be? Right on.
Human: neither
ALICE: It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Human: is there any way you can get me off now
ALICE: Right now? There are many ways but not all are the same
Human: what the fuck are you talking about
ALICE: The topic is wipe my ass. Please don't be so rude
Human: can you atleast shave my balls
ALICE: How old are you? What kind of food do you like?
Human: fuck you i ask the questions bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: ok im getting skinsraj to jizz on you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Aha