Part Two of the Rx / BHB contest Trilogy! Get your FREE TRIPS to VEGAS HERE....

[Mr.Smith]

Commercial:

A guy is looking at pictures of a pretty swimsuit model in a magazine.

He suddenly has a dream sequence where he's on a deserted isle running towards her on the beach. She is in her swimsuit and is smiling at him and runs toward him.

He runs right past her as she turns with a shocked look. He runs right to a computer set-up on the beach complete with a chair and desk. He logs on to BHB and places his bets for the night.

Next scene: The sun is setting, the beach is beautiful at this time of day.
He's sitting on a couch on the beach with a table and a big TV in front of him watching baseball games he has action on. The waves crash softly nearby. He's eating hot dogs and has a keg on tap next to him and has a pull from pint of beer as he smiles and watches the game.

The girl is on the couch next to him still in her suimsuit and looks bored and pissed at the guy.

A player from a team the guy is on hits a three run homer and the guy's smile gets bigger. The girl twirls her hair and rolls her eyes.

Fade to black... and an announcer says
" Beverly Hills Bookie, making your dreams come true"

 

[ppeter]

Oops, I posted in the first thread by accident

Rx Commercial:

Camera pans to to a desperate looking young man in wrinked clothes...obviously a sports gambler, sitting in front of his t.v. He is sweating a game-ending 45-yard field goal as if his life depended on it. The kick is up...and it is good! The guy runs around like a crazed maniac. Obviously he just hit a big parlay that changed his life for the better.

Cut to next scene. After relaxing, the same guy is sitting in his recliner with a martini in hand trying to login an offshore net site with a big shit-eating grin on his face. He is thinking about all that his new found wealth can buy...pictures of him cruising in a new 'vette with a babe in the passenger seat pop into his imagination. For some reason, the site comes up "no page to display." Slightly concerned, our intrepid gambler calls their 1800 number. However, the number he dialed says: "the 1800 number you have dialed is no longer in use..." Thinking he was mistaken, he dials again. And again. Until he starts getting frantic and screams in agony! Ultimately he flips out, throwing the phone against the wall smashing it into bits, and then clutches his chest and promptly keels over. A heart attack.

Cut to next scene. Paramedics are kneeling over him rubbing paddles of an electric shock heartstimulator. "One...two...three... clear!" Boom! They shock him and his still body lifts into the air. They repeat it again. And again. The third time, it works! Our guy lets out a sigh of relief and grabs the paramedic by the collar and whispers "thanks buddy, what did you just give me?" The paramedic shrugs and points. Camera pans to a close up of inscriptions on the electric shock paddles: "THE PRESCRIPTION.COM." (or THERX.COM).

BHB Commerical:

Tie in. Our hero is at it again. This time, he is glued in front of TV with a rat pack of gambling buddies. They are all watching the final four. Everybody is hanging on a three-point buzzer beater. The shot is up...and its good! Our hero goes berzerk, along with his buddies. Everybody is high fiving and talking smack. They just hit the big one and are partying like its 1999.

Cut to next scene. Our hero is logging into the net again. This time, he is logging onto Beverlyhillsbookie.com. The camera zooms to a close up as he logs in. The site is lightning-quick and our hero is all smiles. He checks his monster balance and splits a huge ear to ear grin. He decides to phone in to 1800-70-90210 (camera pans to closeup of his dialing) for a payout request. No problems there. Customer service gives him a quick check of his balance and asks him "how he wants it." "Cash," he says, "with pleasure" the clerk responds.

Cut to next scene. Our guy has just hung up the phone when the doorbell rings. Curious, he opens the door and is stunned to see a limo has pulled up to the curb! His mouth drops as Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth (or celebrity lookalikes)of "Beverly Hills 90210" fame step out wearing slinky, shinny dresses and carrying wads of cash. As our guy oogles, they come up to him and plunk the stacks of cash in his hands. Turning to the camera, smiling, they wink and say: "Beverliehillsbook.com. We pay. Fast!" (or whatever the new corporate slogan will be).

 

[BigRagu]

Originally posted in the first thread, might as well post it here also.

ENJOY!

Commercial Ad:

Setting: Dark Seedy Gay Bar in San Fran
Background Music:Anything by the Village People

Quick camera cuts showing guys dressed in leather dancing.

Camera cuts to a dark corner, Russ is giving Beantown head.

Cut to a black screen with the writing

"Just because your competition SUCKS,doesn't mean your Sportsbook should"

BHB: We Don't Suck

 

[betmonkey]

Posting this in both threads just to make sure it doesn't get lost....lol...maybe it needs to get lost??


How about something very simple...lol

just have somebody dresed in a military outfit with "MW" on the back messing around on his computer. Camera pans around behind him and up over his shoulder to show he is looking at "THE RX" website in big bold letters.

He turns toward the camera and kind of cracks a sheepish grin and the at the bottom of the screen it says....'The RX...All the rest know we're the best"

 

[lurkerforages]

heres my second attempt.

two guys in a bar talking.

first guy says "I really think the 49`s are going to win the superbowl this year"
"shame that vegas is so far away, i would put some money on that"
second guy says
"you don`t need vegas the best odds and service are over at Beverly Hills!"
first guy says
"I didn`t know they had a sportsbook in Beverly Hills?"
second guy says
"its not in Beverly Hills its online at beverlyhillsbookie.com"
"its easy, you sign up and they give you the star treatment"
first guy
"thats great, what was that web address again?"
second guy
"beverlyhillsbookie.com"

Advert finishes with a caption that says

BHB we roll out the red carpet for our players

 

[drunkguy]

Not much competition here...I'll give it a shot:

"Guy" walks into his apartment with "Sports Gambler" magazine, starts paging through the sportsbooks ads. He's watching the NFL preview show. One ad catches his eye, he picks up the phone and starts dialing. Gruff-sounding bookie picks up:

Bookie: Acme sportsbook
Guy: I want to bet on the game tonight?
Bookie: Okay, what you need to do is set up an account with us. First, go onto our website and fill out the 15-page application, then fax us copies of your social security card, driver's license, passport, and birth certificate. Then we can start funding your account.
Guy: How do I do that?
Bookie: Well, you mail it to me. Cash only, in unmarked, non-consecutive $100 bills.

(click) Guy hangs up.

Pages through the book again. Sees another number. Picks up the phone and dials.

Bookie2: (fast-talking female voice in Spanish).
Guy: Uh, I want to bet on the game tonight...
Bookie 2: (more fast Spanish)
Guy: Does anyone speak English there? Hello?
Bookie 3: (even more fast spanish)

(click) Guy hangs up.

Looks through some more ads and calls another place.

Bookie 3: Costa Rican Rip-off Sportsbook
Guy: Yea, I want to place a bet on the game tonight.
Bookie 3: Great! If you set up an account with me today, I'll double your deposit for free!
Guy: Free money, no strings attached?
Bookie 3: You bet. The only stipulations are (starts talking real fast like that guy in the old Micro Machines commercials) youneedtorollover100X andkeepanactiveaccountforatleast200days andbetsonfavoritesdonotcount
andpaymentsareonlyreleasedinmexicanpesos
andwecanchangetherulesatanytime
and...(etc,etc)

(click) Guy hangs up.

All of a sudden he notices the ad for Beverly Hills Bookie. Gives them a call.

BHB: Hello and welcome to Beverly Hills Bookie
Guy: I want to place a bet on the game tonight.
BHB: Great! We can set up account over the phone or internet in less than 10 minutes.
Guy: But how do I get money to you?
BHB: We accept all major electronic fund transfer methods or Western Union, and we pick up all transfer fees. We also offer cash bonuses on all deposits and free payouts.
Guy: I didn't know betting could be so easy...

"Beverly Hills Bookie"
"Great service, never any hassles"

 

[drunkguy]

One more, a take-off of the old "Mean" Joe Green coke commercial:

2 seconds left in the football game, team setting up for last minute field goal.

Bettor is at the game in field-level seats.

Bettor (in the stands talking to his friends): C'mon and make it! I need this to beat the spread!

Field goal is good, bettor starts jumping up and down in celebration.

Cut to a football player from the winning team walking towards the locker room. He passes bettor in the crowd as he gets near the tunnel.

Bettor: Great job today. I needed that last field goal to cover the spread.

(Bettor holds up his bottle of Gatorade to offer it to the FB Player. FB player takes a long drink and hands it back. Starts walking away. After a few seconds turns around.

FB Player: Hey Kid...

(FB Player throws a small card to the Bettor)

FB Player: ...get a better line next next.

(Bettor looks at card...it's a business card for Beverly Hills Bookie).

"Beverly Hills Bookie...the best lines and the best service"

 

[outandup]

receive a lethal injection. The guard asks him,

"Would you like anything to eat for your last meal?"

The prisoner shakes his head.

"Cigarette? "asks the guard.

"No thanks, "says the prisoner.

"Any final requests? "asks the guard.

The prisoner looks up, scratches his head, and says, "GOT BOOKIE"

The guard smiles...................

The next scene shows the prisoners sitting at the computer on the BHB site making his last wager.

BHB-"YOUR FINAL SPORTSBOOK"

 

[assassin]

outand up

possble scene addition for you (change to electric chair)

Camera zooms to the scren, line on the screen:

Power outage +4000
No power outgage -6,000

he turns and smile at the camera

Then your tagline


Just a thought ... or not.

 

[outandup]

hope i see ya there assassin.

 

[assassin]

Me too. Odds are I'll be in Vegas before then, doubt I'll make it there without the contest. But you never know.

Maybe I'll just tell my wife I'm working in NYC and go there anyway. Only way she'll know is if she hears the casino in the background.

 

[Mr.Smith]

Commercial:

2 men on screen, Adrian and Pete

Adrian: Hi this is Adrian McPherson
Pete: And this is Pete Rose
Adrian: We want to tell you about a great on-
line sportsbook, Beverly Hills Bookie.
Pete: He's right folks, their fantastic.
Adrian: If your like us, your looking for a sportsbook that will not fax your account information to the FBI.
Pete: Ain't that the truth. If I had played with BHB I'd still be managing because the FBI would'nt have betting slips I wrote out to my local bookie with my fingerprints on them showing I bet on baseball and on the Reds.
Adrian: And the Florida DA would'nt have a complete printout of my account transactions showing I bet on college football and my own games.
Pete: Their great guys too, they have very professional service and their payouts arrive fast!
Adrian: Yeah and most importantly, they told me if I get way down with them I won't have to steal and forge any checks to pay. I can just fix a game or two like I did last year against Georgia Tech and NC State and they'll call everything even!
Pete: Yeah I got buried during the NBA playoffs and we worked it out. I sent down 500 signed bats and they called it even.
Adrian: Yeah its great to have a place that will work with ya when things get tight and when the FBI starts snooping. Man thats pressure.
Pete: Folks, give them a shot, you'll thank us later. Go to www.gotbookie.com today!
Adrian: I wish I had never played anywhere else.

Announcer: At Beverly Hills Bookie, we will not fax your account information to the FBI, guaranteed! Even if they double dare us not to!
And look for very "unique" lines next football season from us on any games featuring Adrian McPherson. We know which way his games are headed! Visit us now and get signed up and
ready for football season at www.gotbookie.com!

End.

 

[manly]

scene:
- A tired, poorly groomed overweight man is sitting on his couch.
- Potato chips in one hand, Remote Control in the other.
- The heat is unbearable: its the middle of July, over 100 degrees outside, and he's sweating profusely.
- When he can't find anything to watch on television, he settles on a game of "beaver ball" (formerly known as the WNBA)

- His buddy calls him from Beverly Hills, where he's sitting poolside with bikini-clad ladies on each arm, tells him he should "get in the game" like he did with BHB.

After a few clicks on the mouse at his computer, the man gets all excited, as the "beaver ball"/WNBA women have all turned into supermodel-type basketball players dressed in revealing uniforms (and suddenly have talent too)!

The final horn sounds and the our couchpotato hero cannot contain his excitement!!! He has won big - beverly hills style. There's a knock on his door and the beautiful "beaver ball" women start flowing in to party with him, their beverly hills hero.

While the girls surround him and get all touchy-feely, our hero exclaims "it PAYS to play with a book that goes the extra mile - beverly hills style".



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[This message was edited by manly on June 28, 2003 at 01:26 AM.]

 

[manly]

note:

the slogan at the end of my ad (directly above), can be included in the slogan contest as well.

("it PAYS to play with a book that goes the extra mile - beverly hills style")


Thanks! Great contest!

 

[UncleButternutts]

There are a LOT of great entries, but, "outandup" has got to be at the top of this contest..Great stuff man!

 

[manly]

also, this "short & sweet" variation of the one seen above:

"(at BHB) we go that extra mile, beverly hills style"


OR

"We do what it takes to go the extra mile - beverly hills style"

 

[UncleButternutts]

manly, also, very impressive stuff buddy..

 

[betmonkey]

Anybodu know when th winners will be announced?? Should be tough to judge.

Good Luck to ALL!!!!