MARK huffs: Priceless enough to eventually get a fool like you banned? So be it.
Every bit of distracting speculative slander you have brought to the table about me has drawn a blank.
SH: Of course it has, though I think the word you're grasping for is "libel".
"I write copy!"
Everything upon which I've 'speculated' is a fiction, yet you still get tangled up in your own bedsheets several times a week.
"I'm not Mark!"
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MARK puffs: Just for the record, I am not stupid enough to e-mail a fellow poster ('dodgingpotholes,' in this case) with my full name without knowing who I'm dealing with.
SH: Of course you're not, but that powerful drug alcohol is a funny critter, eh?
ML: Please be advised that name calling and ad hominem attacks ("cyber wedgies") are forbidden.
SH: I got a feeling you're unclear as to who is giving the wedgie to who.
MARK blows himself down: You may think you are under protection by a mod who has it in for me as much as you do and who violated RX policy by disclosing my private information....
SH: That information was not true though, right? So nothing to worry about.
ML: Please be advised that the sum total of your substance-free "wedgy posts" are being collected and will be presented to Rx management for full review.
SH: Will this result in something more or less mind-bending then your pledge to immerse me in "JoeC's Private Hell"? Or will it be more on par with the time you called local Clearwater law enforcement to report that I was smoking pot in my house?
It can be useful to know in advance the level of gold in your threatened Comedy