Copied and pasted below. I think he copied off Madjack, I actually agreed with him, we'll see...
BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY TELLING YOU I HAVE PROBABLY BEEN GAMBLING LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE 25 YEARS.BOYS I AM A HUGE BELIEVER IN THE DOUBLE HEADER SPLIT I KNOW FOR A FACT THERE ARE GUYS WHO JUST SIT IN LAS VEGAS WAITING TO SEE WHO WINS THE FIRST GAME THEN THEY LOAD UP ON THE OTHER TEAM IN THE NIGHT CAP.BOYS I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING I VERY SELDOM DO I AM NOT GOING TO SIT AND WATCH TO SEE WHO WINS THE FIRST GAME I AM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND BET THE PIRATES IN BOTH ENDS.THE RED SOX ARE DONE BOYS THE MANAGER WONT MAKE IT UNTIL SUNDAY THESE BUMS HAVE QUIT.SO BOYS WE ARE GETTING BACK +120 ON BOTH ENDS SO DONT HESITATE THE PIRATES WILL WIN BOTH AND THE WORSE YOU WILL DO IS MAKE 100 DOLLARS IF THEY SPLIT ON A NICKLE PLAY.I AM VERY LUCKY BECAUSE MY LOCAL GUY WILL GIVE ME EVEN BETTER NUMBERS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS INFLATE MY LOCAL SOX MY GUY WILL PROBABLY HAVE THE SOX 6 1/2 7 1/2 BOYS THIS IS STEALING DONT MISS THE BOAT I GAVE YOU DEADBEATS ANAHEIM LAST NIGHT AND I FEEL EVEN STRONGER ABOUT THIS BET.ENJOY YOUR MONEY FELLAS
WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN I AM TO GOOD TO YOU GUYS JACK HAVE YOU DECIDED ON MY PICKS SECTION YET TELL NICK DOUGLAS HE IS OUT AND BEANTOWNJIM IS IN WITH A GRIN
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME
BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY TELLING YOU I HAVE PROBABLY BEEN GAMBLING LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE 25 YEARS.BOYS I AM A HUGE BELIEVER IN THE DOUBLE HEADER SPLIT I KNOW FOR A FACT THERE ARE GUYS WHO JUST SIT IN LAS VEGAS WAITING TO SEE WHO WINS THE FIRST GAME THEN THEY LOAD UP ON THE OTHER TEAM IN THE NIGHT CAP.BOYS I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING I VERY SELDOM DO I AM NOT GOING TO SIT AND WATCH TO SEE WHO WINS THE FIRST GAME I AM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND BET THE PIRATES IN BOTH ENDS.THE RED SOX ARE DONE BOYS THE MANAGER WONT MAKE IT UNTIL SUNDAY THESE BUMS HAVE QUIT.SO BOYS WE ARE GETTING BACK +120 ON BOTH ENDS SO DONT HESITATE THE PIRATES WILL WIN BOTH AND THE WORSE YOU WILL DO IS MAKE 100 DOLLARS IF THEY SPLIT ON A NICKLE PLAY.I AM VERY LUCKY BECAUSE MY LOCAL GUY WILL GIVE ME EVEN BETTER NUMBERS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS INFLATE MY LOCAL SOX MY GUY WILL PROBABLY HAVE THE SOX 6 1/2 7 1/2 BOYS THIS IS STEALING DONT MISS THE BOAT I GAVE YOU DEADBEATS ANAHEIM LAST NIGHT AND I FEEL EVEN STRONGER ABOUT THIS BET.ENJOY YOUR MONEY FELLAS
WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN I AM TO GOOD TO YOU GUYS JACK HAVE YOU DECIDED ON MY PICKS SECTION YET TELL NICK DOUGLAS HE IS OUT AND BEANTOWNJIM IS IN WITH A GRIN
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME
