OT-A special thread for Skinsraj

[Paterno]

Someone just sent me this thread. It is quite funny and disturbing from some body building forum-etensity.


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

 

[xpanda]

LMAO!

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My life is over. I'm ****ed!!
Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!!

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[HinesWard86]

How the hell can he say he's not gay? He sucked a guy's dick for godsakes! I have never thought about giving a guy a blowjob while getting wasted......thats just wrong.

 

[xpanda]

Sorry, as funny as this is, I had to move it.

Read about half the replies in that thread ... can't stop laughing!

 

[kingbill]

A man is walking with his grandson in Italy...
You know grandson life is a funny thing, see all those ships in the Harbour? I helped build half of all of those ships but when I walk through town do they people say 'There goes Mario, the great Ship Builder' NO!. Grandson do you see all of those Houses, I helped build half of all of those houses but when I walk through the streets do people say 'There goes Mario, the Great Home Builder" NO! but you sucka just the one cock...

 

[Arodd]

oh my god that was so fucking funny
best response:
"give him a blowjob for the tape"

hahahah

 

[kingbill]

I remember my first Beer I got crazy but never felt the need to suck mans Cock

 

[HinesWard86]

You know how I know your gay?

You suck cock at parties.



God I love that part in that movie. We use that all the time at parties

 

[xpanda]

I'm a hetero chick and don't go around giving out BJs at parties. Mind you, if I knew a camera was rolling ...

:>Grin>

(I'm kidding!)

 

[Paterno]

oh my god that was so fucking funny
best response:
"give him a blowjob for the tape"

hahahah

I almost fell out of my chair after I read that reply. There are some funny replies in that thread....it reminded me of some of you RR threads.

 

[xpanda]

Why'd you change your posting handle, SCnit? Don't tell me it's because of that strap-on picture of you!

My Irony-O-Metre is exploding right now!

 

[Paterno]

I'm a hetero chick and don't go around giving out BJs at parties. Mind you, if I knew a camera was rolling ...

:>Grin>

(I'm kidding!)

For some reason, this reminds me of a time when a girl I met was back at my house. She kept asking and looking around my room to make sure I didnt have any cameras. I was a little pissed she thought I was some freak but then I think she must have had a previous experience or something. Or I could have acted like a freak that night. Who knows.

 

[Paterno]

Why'd you change your posting handle, SCnit? Don't tell me it's because of that strap-on picture of you!

My Irony-O-Metre is exploding right now!

Stupid name that I just registered with not realizing I would be on this forum for life. Nobody gets name so just making it easier. If I really cared, I think I would have changed picture and not have "formerly SCnit." I am not one to care what other people think.

 

[xpanda]

For some reason, this reminds me of a time when a girl I met was back at my house. She kept asking and looking around my room to make sure I didnt have any cameras. I was a little pissed she thought I was some freak but then I think she must have had a previous experience or something. Or I could have acted like a freak that night. Who knows.

Did she watch Sex and the City? There was an early episode about a guy who slept with models, and filmed it, without the girls knowing.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hahahahahahahahaha

Thanks for sharing man...that was fucking great. I can't believe what an asshole the guy with the tape is. Extort that motherfucker for all he's worth, that is too classic.

Sucked off his best friend...reminds me of TTinCO on Saturday night at the Bash. Dude was going around practically begging for cock. Somebody get an IP check.

This guy also needs to answer if he got a facial or swallowed all that jizz. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it comes out that he caught the biggest cumshot on earth.

 

[RobFunk]

OK since this is a special thread for SRtwentyeight

Skins watch this

http://verybadidea.ytmnd.com/


Naw naw dont worry the kid is like 25

 

[hellah10]

are you fucking kidding me..

wtf

 

[Bobilla]

I dont get it. Is Xpanda a female? If so that was funny. You got everyone.

 

[Arodd]

i think you should change it back.

man what a hilarious story though, ,who the FUCK posts something like that on the internet to get advice? Are you kidding me?

 

[Boxslayer]

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