Oprah Winfrey

[RoofTop]

Could this chick become the first black woman president if she wanted to?

And before you ask. Yes i have hit that before.

 

[mlfp]

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Probably one of the most powerful women in the world...

 

[WorldNumberOne]

no one more full of themselves than her...

she has 0 chance of being president.

the only thing she could be president of is her own fan club...

 

[bellyputter]

She should open up an offshore sportsbook. Steak and Viejo could run it.

 

[PBR]

Not with her previous criminal record. You might recall that she was stopped at OHare back in 1995 and busted when they found 40 lbs. of crack under her skirt.

 

[bellyputter]

Not with her previous criminal record. You might recall that she was stopped at OHare back in 1995 and busted when they found 40 lbs. of crack under her skirt.

PBR, I thought it was a 28 ounce porterhouse?

 

[PBR]

PBR, I thought it was a 28 ounce porterhouse?

You might have me there, putter. I was doing alot of psychedelic drugs at the time, so my memory gets a bit hazy.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

She should open up an offshore sportsbook. Steak and Viejo could run it.

I know one thing...no bonus's and no -105....

 

[Rev_Al]

...Negro woman, from the South.