old school line you used to get pussy..

Tried and true favorite?? You said you were a girl.

Unless you're fat, not surprised that's always worked for you.

I am a girl, a lady at times and not fat.
Of course I think I am fat, , but the wonderful Dr Suarez made sure my stuff is sitting pretty for at least a few years.

I am fairly hot for 46. And my extraordinarily humorous personality makes up for the rest of it. NO NOT FAT AND JOLLY!!!!

Facebook tells all
I would post a pic, but the sportz betting forum would come to a grinding halt, as would life itself...:cripwalk:

 

[devocr]

Mom!?

 

No sorry hun.
I was the single, young, hot mom , down the street,.. who had her kids waaaaaaay too young.

 

[iwonbythehook]

im 30 and damm i like 40year old women. the sex is way better than any 18 year. keep it up rxmilf

 

[steve3200]

You make my dick so hard...I cant even blink!!