oh no the tequila is starting to kick in

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

And I don't mean that fucking whore Tila Tequila.

Went to Lee's Liquor Store today and since I am a VIP (VIP stands for Fucking Alcoholic, yeah I know the letters don't match up), Curtis the local store clerk gave me a dissertation on the various properties of different Tequilas and their medicinal values.

Finally I say Curtis, "what is the best shit for 20 bucks I'm gonna watch the Mexican channel tonight?"

I'm off with something called Hornados Silver and a six pack of Dos Equis to boot. Even got a lime with the change from the kid with the nose ring at the register.

I have a feeling by the end of the night Jake Thompson is going to look attractive.

Stay tuned.

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

since I'm not driving tonight, I figure this is the perfectly inopportune time for a Carrie Underwood tune:

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GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

Is it inappropriate to fondle oneself to Miss Underwood in a song with our Lord and Savior in the title.

I think so, Mr. Hornados what do you think?

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

This is what blogging should look like,

LICK SUCK SLAM BITCHES.

Social for the boys in Boise.

Time to go down that Lonely Road.

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

yes, THAT Lonely Road. Rasslin' Nostalgia: one thing to wake Buster up from his Jack Daniels nap.

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GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

First response gets 25% of me in the 7:30 poker tourney.

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 29, 2008

Someone gon die.

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

Probably your brother when we take him out Bash weekend.

You got 25% of me is the good news.

The bad news is it is a free roll that cost me 10 player points.
But hey, I've cashed for like 85 cents before so that's breakfast for you bitch.

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

It is the rubber room after all, this is what you get when you google "random porn".

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 29, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
Probably your brother when we take him out Bash weekend.

You got 25% of me is the good news.

The bad news is it is a free roll that cost me 10 player points.
But hey, I've cashed for like 85 cents before so that's breakfast for you bitch.

Truth be told, I didn't read past the first line of the first post, until I saw the word "fondle." Those were the only two things I read, though.

But uh, make me that paper MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

$500 prize pool, first plays pays like 67 buckeroos, less than I bet on two teams from Iceland this morning that I can't pronounce.

I see Mickey D's in your future. Oh, sorry that might be misconstrued as employment advice.

Happy Meals all around.

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

There was a naked girl there when I posted it but I can see why dumpstersluts.com would want to protect their reputation.

MrCleo · Jul 29, 2008

i will be busting out something hard on the rocks in a few minutes gd. probably some johnnie

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

Usually I save my girl for the really drunk and self-loathing portion of the evening, but seeing as how I am playing poker for charity now, why not:

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GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

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If you reread that last post of your, you better hope Jake is not the night moderator tonight because it qualifies for journalistic homoerotic porn.

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

It's all good Mr. Cleo, Saint Nick himself approves:

MrCleo · Jul 29, 2008

and welcome to houston ronnie

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

I swear I thought that picture of the chocolate Santa had him giving the thumbs up, as they say "MUST BE THE TEQUILA".

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 29, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
$500 prize pool, first plays pays like 67 buckeroos, less than I bet on two teams from Iceland this morning that I can't pronounce.

I see Mickey D's in your future. Oh, sorry that might be misconstrued as employment advice.

Happy Meals all around.

Can I put you down as a reference? I think it'd be more legit than putting my mom and brothers again. d1g1t

GreenDoberman · Jul 29, 2008

I guess this thread deserves a picture of the most talentless, brainless person ever to grace any media. I swear I will kick her in the balls if I ever see her.