Yes, he has a B.S. in Young Earth Geology, a B.S. in Donkey Speech Pathology, and a Phd. in Asshattery.
Not even close, but coming from our resident lemming, I will just
have to yawwwwwwn. Ho hum.
Lemming - A dumb ass rat that has no brain of it's own, so it
follows the crowd, many times throwing itself into the sea to an
immediate death.