Nudar

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Nudar is GPS software for strip clubs that you can download into your existing gps unit. God is great, right? So if you are on a business trip and need boobies and blow toot sweet, you no longer have to have that awkward conversation with the concierge! I am so not even being a judgemental dick about this--When I read about Nudar earlier this week I actually thought "How in then name of vaj reconstruction and fuck swings has someone not invented this already?"
So, Nudar does not stop with just giving you directions to titty bars, bunny ranches, nude beaches, et al…it carefully divides all places nude into four categories: Beer, Cocktails, Topless, and NUDE. You can either pick a destination from the list and nudar will direct you (although sadly, not in a phone sex voice…It's just the normal gps voice) or just start cruising and Nudar will alert you to any T&A happening within a .2 mile radius.

But you don't just take from Nudar...you gotta give, too! If Nudar users notice that their fav joints are not available, they can e-mail the company to rectify the situation. We did just that this morning when it was noticed that Cheetah's was not included in the otherwise very extensive listings for L.A. And the search continues...
photo courtesy of Nudar's website