No lives events there.. With the product they have in studios , can't imagine anyone wanting to watch anything on that network... i saw a update with loud mouth Smith knocking the NCAA for not canceling the tournament on his fuckn timetable.. Fuck that POS.. Hey Smith , your fuckn league sucks China's dick . any comment ?
Nine part series featuring the, "Personalities of ESPN." Here's the tentative episode list:
1) The New Girls Club:
Uncensored hotel peephole videos of potential ESPN anchors the night before their big interview. Doris Burke footage is NSFW.
2) Escape From the C Sweet
Robin Robbins harrowing tale of leaving ESPN just before cancer took over her body. See how she begged Valvano and Stuart Scott to escape with
her. She stages an intervention for Holly Rowe and behind the scenes footage of the process to select the person to deliver the next ESPY
inspirational speech.
3) Cosplay Buddies
Chris Berman's casting couch for every mascot that has appeared in an ESPN promotional commercial. Never before seen footage of the San Diego
Chicken cuckholding Berman's drunken wife.
4) Please Get Up!
Profile of Mike Greenberg's wife who coined the phrase in hopes of motivating her husband when there wasn't a picture of a shirtless Tim Tebow or
a Thai ladyboy available. She laments the couples lack of children.
5) Follow That Golic
Mike Golic lays out a blueprint for the care and feeding of a retarded son. Moving story as the younger Golic attempts to form sentences, struggles
in his day-to-day life, but eventually overcomes and can order his own flavor of jello.
6) Jemele Hill: Lost and Losing
An hour devoted to Michigan State's shame in awarding this person a degree in Journalism with an epilogue featuring Hill reading a list of every-
thing she has failed at. (this program may run over the allotted time limit so please add a 90mn extension if taping)
7) Tit le' Nine
Comprehensive, deep-dive into the landmark legislation that set the stage for little girls to have equal opportunity to play sports and grow into
young women who can both earn a scholarship and find Lesbian love on the basketball court. Special appearance by Rebecca Lobo from her stable
at Santa Anita.
8) The Italian Jobs
Romantic history of the journey of Italian basketball coaches from the northeastern US who trek to Bristol, CT in order to provide oral pleasure to
ESPN exec's to assure both favorable coverage and a job when they are dispatched by the NCAA for cheating.
9) The Booger Chronicles
Fun clips of Booger progressing in his battle against English. Jason Witten, a can of paint and Tom Mees add colorful anecdotes and offer Booger
pointers to help him achieve his oratory goals.
1) The New Girls Club:
Uncensored hotel peephole videos of potential ESPN anchors the night before their big interview. Doris Burke footage is NSFW.
2) Escape From the C Sweet
Robin Robbins harrowing tale of leaving ESPN just before cancer took over her body. See how she begged Valvano and Stuart Scott to escape with
her. She stages an intervention for Holly Rowe and behind the scenes footage of the process to select the person to deliver the next ESPY
inspirational speech.
3) Cosplay Buddies
Chris Berman's casting couch for every mascot that has appeared in an ESPN promotional commercial. Never before seen footage of the San Diego
Chicken cuckholding Berman's drunken wife.
4) Please Get Up!
Profile of Mike Greenberg's wife who coined the phrase in hopes of motivating her husband when there wasn't a picture of a shirtless Tim Tebow or
a Thai ladyboy available. She laments the couples lack of children.
5) Follow That Golic
Mike Golic lays out a blueprint for the care and feeding of a retarded son. Moving story as the younger Golic attempts to form sentences, struggles
in his day-to-day life, but eventually overcomes and can order his own flavor of jello.
6) Jemele Hill: Lost and Losing
An hour devoted to Michigan State's shame in awarding this person a degree in Journalism with an epilogue featuring Hill reading a list of every-
thing she has failed at. (this program may run over the allotted time limit so please add a 90mn extension if taping)
7) Tit le' Nine
Comprehensive, deep-dive into the landmark legislation that set the stage for little girls to have equal opportunity to play sports and grow into
young women who can both earn a scholarship and find Lesbian love on the basketball court. Special appearance by Rebecca Lobo from her stable
at Santa Anita.
8) The Italian Jobs
Romantic history of the journey of Italian basketball coaches from the northeastern US who trek to Bristol, CT in order to provide oral pleasure to
ESPN exec's to assure both favorable coverage and a job when they are dispatched by the NCAA for cheating.
9) The Booger Chronicles
Fun clips of Booger progressing in his battle against English. Jason Witten, a can of paint and Tom Mees add colorful anecdotes and offer Booger
pointers to help him achieve his oratory goals.
