Papa Henhouse was lying in his coffin with little Hen and Mama Hen staring down at him.
The only friend Papa had (go figure) came up to Mama and baby Hen and inquired how Papa died
"Gonorrhea" replied Mama Hen
The friend gave further codolences and retreated.
"Mama--you know Papa died of diarrhea not gonorrhea"
"Yes" replied Mama-'but I wanted him to be remembered as a sport-not the dribbling shit ass that he was!" .