New Game- Would you give mouth to mouth?

[Timetopay]

Since the Bash is coming up I thought we should play a little game I like to call hypothetical. Every day I will come up with a scenario

You are at the bash. Had a few drinks and hangin with Wil,TT, and some posters.

Out of the corner of your eye you see PO69 dropped on the floor gasping or air and needing mouth to mouth.

He is sweaty,smelly, and you are not sure what he is choking on(chicken bone,canoli,Elvis Chip)

Would you give him mouth to mouth?


(mods please let this stand up here as this is crucial for the upcoming bash)

 

[Seymour]

I'd piss in his mouth

 

[Timetopay]

I'd piss in his mouth

Thats not going to help me keep that up here sir...


:sad3:


Seymour I wrote about you in my blog

 

[royalfan]

Hilarious shit TTP. That picture in my mind is priceless. That being said, I think I would have to suck it up and do it, and live with being scarred for life from then on.

 

[RobFunk]

TTP, will you be at the bash.

 

[NES]

I would give you mouth to mouth even if you werent on the floor gasping for air TTP, but that obviously was not the question. I think the Heimlich Manoeuvre would be much more appropriate in the situation described and to answer that question it may take the whole RubberROom holding hands to get a grip on that slimey bastard to perform said manoeuvre.

 

[lapdance]

I'd piss in his mouth

LOL

 

[Timetopay]

TTP, will you be at the bash.

Funk I can not attend. I am having a dental cleaning and xrays and dont want to reschedule.

 

[hater]

hater knows how to give ass to mouth if that works?

Midday fantasies?

It's ok...that happens, glad you are out of the closet now. Be proud son.

 

[JakeT.]

Funk I can not attend. I am having a dental cleaning and xrays and dont want to reschedule.

That is a worse excuse than JMan's.

 

[whalewager]

its not a bad excuse at all if you have seen his teeth and general oral hygiene

 

[JakeT.]

its not a bad excuse at all if you have seen his teeth and general oral hygiene

You said oral. :nohead:

 

[-Slim-]

This scenario reminds me of the batman scene with both boats full of people and no one wants to blow the other boat up everyone has the look on their face where they feel like they have to but no one wants to actually do it.

 

[manterro]

Hook up the heart paddles to his genitals and shock the shit out of him!

ointer:

 

[1cheater]

If he's gasping for air, he's not choking. I would simply role him onto his stomach (with the help of 4 other people)
jump on his back and force the obstruction clear. I would then "respectfully" decline his token of appreciation (Elvis chips circa 1984) and be on my way.

 

[Seymour]

Thats not going to help me keep that up here sir...


:sad3:


Seymour I wrote about you in my blog

Thanks, I'm going to meet up with Lap next week - if your're ever near Miami let me know - maybe one year I'll go to a bash - I just know it's going to be 95% degenerates

 

[honkee]

I was thinking hogan leg drop off the top of a poker table,Hope one of his chins doesnt get in the way though

 

[Timetopay]

If he's gasping for air, he's not choking. I would simply role him onto his stomach (with the help of 4 other people)
jump on his back and force the obstruction clear. I would then "respectfully" decline his token of appreciation (Elvis chips circa 1984) and be on my way.

Youre telling me if a chicken bone was stuck in his double chins he wouldnt be doing the whale sounding gasp.

 

[1cheater]

Youre telling me if a chicken bone was stuck in his double chins he wouldnt be doing the whale sounding gasp.

Your right, but that's only because he's pissed he can't get the chicken bone to enter his stomach.

 

[HAT]

Doubtful, but I bet Dre would play dick to dick with him.