need help...

[beating.vegas]

Tell me what you would do in this situation.


1) car breaks down after dealership just repaired for the same problem 12,000 miles ago. (already pissed off being stranded for 3 hours)

2) i take my car to the dealership and he says " i might be able to get to it today, but for sure, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET TO IT TOMORROW."

FIRST OFF, WHAT KIND OF DOUBLE TALK IS THAT SHIT. HOOK THE MOTHERFUCKER UP TO THE MACHINE AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT, IT TAKES 3 MINUTES TO HOOK IT UP.

SO IF A PART IS NEEDED, WE CAN ORDER THE SON THE BITCH AND HAVE IT HERE BY MONDAY. NO, THE COCKSUCKER WAITS TIL SAT EVENING, SO HE COULDN'T ORDER THE PART TIL MONDAY MORNING.

LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.

3. THIS IS THE BEST PART...I ask him for the 1800 number for the main office and service headquarters to check the warranty. because he wouldn't do it. cocksucker.

the number he gives me 888-333-4542 which gives me another # 800-464-8900...

just call it. (in case, fucking porn)


i want to show his boss so fucking bad i can taste it. this service guy has been nothing but a dick to me in the past, and has done nothing but give a headache the last year.


what do you do?

 

[whalewager]

cut his brake lines

 

[Boxslayer]

I love that you call me dumb (Because you thought i was black), yet you seek advice in a realm where I am a presential nominee.

It hurts don't it? MUAHHhAHHAhAhAHHAHAhAHhAhHAhAHHAHAhAhHAHAhAhAHHAhAhAhAHHAhAhHAHAh

I find it hard to believe someone would be a dick to you of all people, you racist piece of shit. What goes around comes around, motherfucker.

arty:

 

[whalewager]

i missed something

 

[WCBias]

. this service guy has been nothing but a dick to me in the past, and has done nothing but give a headache the last year.

This confirms everything...

Try this B.V. Drive down to the ford dealership and tell them you want to trade in your Pinto...they will give you at least $100 over low blue, then you can put that money down on a late 80's model Taurus. Payments should be less than $75/mo, which will make things a little tight around the BV household given your passion for making $20,000 chase bets, but at least you will have another servicable ride to cruise back and forth between the double wide and the car wash.

And try being nice to the service guys once in a while. They may take care of you next time instead of laughing at your predicament at the local pub tonight.

 

[passingthewind]

LMFAO, i was thinking the same thing, this broke ass motherfucker 30 year old dork pulling into the lot with his pinto, tape holding the window up, honking his horn, hands up in disgust yelling, "Can you help me out". Just lost my job at McDonalds the other day.

 

[beating.vegas]

I love that you call me dumb (Because you thought i was black), yet you seek advice in a realm where I am a presential nominee.

It hurts don't it? MUAHHhAHHAhAhAHHAHAhAHhAhHAhAHHAHAhAhHAHAhAhAHHAhAhAhAHHAhAhHAHAh

I find it hard to believe someone would be a dick to you of all people, you racist piece of shit. What goes around comes around, motherfucker.

arty:

first off i never said you were black.


your right, what goes around comes around. That black motherfucker doesn't do his job, has a free ride because of his color, its time it ends.

thanks for the advice, what goes around comes around.



its time people earn what they are given, not given it because of their color or sex. Tired of hearing about what is owed to someone.


You go live in ypsilanti michigan for one fucking week before you open your stupid fucking hole, flint, kalamazoo, or benton harbor michigan for one day.

you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

maybe having someone show up at your house at 1am all cracked up asking for money would change your nieve ass, or selling crack at your breakfast table 3' from you, and everyone is chicken shit to say something besides a white male with a family working his ass off to pay more than his share in taxes to help support the crack head that lives in his rental who the government pays the bitch's rent for her with our own tax dollars.

how about the 5 year black kid not wanting to wait in line at the local gas station so he cuts in line and tells you to go fuck yourself you honkey motherfucker.

all of that in a week.

maybe the gangs that grab and rape white women at gas stations for the membership into the gang.


once again you have no idea what the fuck you are talking.:toast:

 

[beating.vegas]

mike tyson needs a friend...

 

[beating.vegas]

This confirms everything...

Try this B.V. Drive down to the ford dealership and tell them you want to trade in your Pinto...they will give you at least $100 over low blue, then you can put that money down on a late 80's model Taurus. Payments should be less than $75/mo, which will make things a little tight around the BV household given your passion for making $20,000 chase bets, but at least you will have another servicable ride to cruise back and forth between the double wide and the car wash.

And try being nice to the service guys once in a while. They may take care of you next time instead of laughing at your predicament at the local pub tonight.

such a clown looking forward to your 40% winners, daddy needs a new cararty:

 

[beating.vegas]

LMFAO, i was thinking the same thing, this broke ass motherfucker 30 year old dork pulling into the lot with his pinto, tape holding the window up, honking his horn, hands up in disgust yelling, "Can you help me out". Just lost my job at McDonalds the other day.

i have to know this, after we bias gets done sucking conans dick, you are such a follower that i bet you lick the cum off his face and suck the rest out of whatever conan's dick has in it.


right big boy

 

[HarryCaray]

Don't know about all this hate flyin' around, but to answer your question, turn his ass in. I have no problem talking to some dick's manager if they are out of line. They are the ones who chose an profession in which they would have to deal with people, if they are rude they should be reprimanded, I don't care if it was customer provoked or not.
Same with waitresses. I'll stiff a bitch with a fucking smile on my face if she didn't do her job.

 

[WCBias]

maybe the gangs that grab and rape white women at gas stations for the membership into the gang.

Now I see why you are so angry, you've been getting raped by big black cocks your entire life. It also explains your severe case of little man's syndrome.

I hope you have a better day tomorrow B.V., sure seems like you've been getting bitch-slapped alot lately.

 

[passingthewind]

"you've been getting raped by big black cocks your entire life. It also explains your severe case of little man's syndrome"


All time quote of the year.


And secondly, Beating Vegas do you want your Ba Ba now?.......what a fucking baby. Talk about thin skin, someone hit a nerve huh? I got a feeling you got beat up by a black guy or two, or should I say by a black kid or two.

 

[passingthewind]

how about the 5 year black kid not wanting to wait in line at the local gas station so he cuts in line and tells you to go fuck yourself you honkey motherfucker.

I also want to meet the kid that is 5 and driving into the local gas station.

 

[WCBias]

first off i never said you were black.


your right, what goes around comes around. That black motherfucker doesn't do his job, has a free ride because of his color, its time it ends.

thanks for the advice, what goes around comes around.



its time people earn what they are given, not given it because of their color or sex. Tired of hearing about what is owed to someone.


You go live in ypsilanti michigan for one fucking week before you open your stupid fucking hole, flint, kalamazoo, or benton harbor michigan for one day.

you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

maybe having someone show up at your house at 1am all cracked up asking for money would change your nieve ass, or selling crack at your breakfast table 3' from you, and everyone is chicken shit to say something besides a white male with a family working his ass off to pay more than his share in taxes to help support the crack head that lives in his rental who the government pays the bitch's rent for her with our own tax dollars.

how about the 5 year black kid not wanting to wait in line at the local gas station so he cuts in line and tells you to go fuck yourself you honkey motherfucker.

all of that in a week.

maybe the gangs that grab and rape white women at gas stations for the membership into the gang.


once again you have no idea what the fuck you are talking.:toast:

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After reading this again I am Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. This may be the funniest post you have ever made. Even a 5 year old kid punks your sorry ass.

The Black Race owns you bitch! Until you put some 20's on your Pinto, you will never get the respect you so desparately beg for...

Hey BV....








Boo

 

[ClipJoint]

how about the 5 year black kid not wanting to wait in line at the local gas station so he cuts in line and tells you to go fuck yourself you honkey motherfucker.

:missingte :missingte :missingte

Ignorant black kids these days...don't they know white dicks aren't big enough to fuck themselves? It takes a black donkey dick to reach your own ass hole.