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Denver worker jailed on dog sex charges
<!--subtitle--><!--byline-->By Kieran Nicholson
Denver Post Staff Writer

<!--date-->Article Last Updated: 09/26/2007 06:51:57 PM MDT



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A volunteer with a Denver animal shelter has been arrested on suspicion of having sex with a dog, police said.

Gustavo Castanon, 33, of Denver, is being held at the Denver Jail on $10,000 bond after he was arrested today on suspicion of cruelty to an animal, a misdemeanor charge, said Sonny Jackson, a Denver Police spokesman. Castanon is accused of coaxing the dog to perform oral sex.

Castanon has also been suspended from his volunteer position for "inappropriate behavior with a dog," a shelter official said.

Officials at the Denver Municipal Animal Shelter, 678 S. Jason St., "initiated the investigation" against the volunteer, said Ellen Dumm, spokeswoman with Denver Environmental Health.

"We've asked for an investigation by police and the district attorney's office," Dumm said.

A witness told investigators Castanon had sexual contact with a basset hound at the shelter on Saturday at about 5:30 p.m.

In 1998, Castanon was arrested for unlawful public indecency in Cheesman Park, according to Denver court records. He pleaded guilty to the charge and paid a fine of $200 and court costs.

Police were notified on Monday of the alleged animal shelter incident. Dumm declined to go into details, pending the outcome of the investigation. She said the dog was not physically harmed.

"There's a big yuck factor here," Dumm said.

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_7005274
 

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how does one coax a dog into oral sex? put a-1 steak sauce on your crank ro just talk dirty.
 

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is that a brueggers bagels shirt he has on? if so i'm damn glad i don't eat that brand..........
 
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LOL....yeah, it is. I'm sure they're just thrilled.

(I laughed at that myself as soon as I saw it)
 
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Here's a few laughs from my local rag "comments" section:

So, the volunteer was chasing tail while at work!!!!! Slacker. I mean sicko!

Scooby Dooby Doooooooo.......

"We had an incident" Hmm Maybe it was just heavy petting.

Possibly a case of a wag tailing the dog?

Hmm. What would Haggard say. At least it wasn't homosexual?

what gender was the dog?

" uh-uh, no way!" Shaggy

Neutered? Now that's calling a spayed a spayed.

Perhaps the police can jail the duck killer and dog abuser together? Should be interesting.

Was the dog a minor?
 

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I'm not saying....
 

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That is a Dumm witness for sure. I wonder if he tried to get the bassett hound in the missionary position...like a fetish thing for bestial boys
 

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You guys ever been around a newbourn calf?
They want to suck on anything, I never had the nerve, when it dosent give milk they give a nudge that would bring a better man than me to his knees.
 

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He obiously misunderstood the term "Give the dog a bone", and by the way... how do you think he makes the hole in the center of those bagels?
 

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