So earlier I was in the liquor store, prepping for my evening out when this hottie walks up to me and says "Hey, you are (we'll call him Z) Z's roomate right?" I reply with an open jaw "yes, I am." She continues by saying "You probably dont know me (which I obviously do, she is fucking hot) but I am having a party tonight and I would love it if Z would come by (pause) oh, and you can come too if you'd like, but I really want to see Z, I haven't seen him in forever!!" I tell her that I will see her later on and continue to check out. I get home and tell Z of the situation and to my surprise he says he is NOT going. Can anyone help me convince him to get off his ass, put on a Polo and roll over to this girl's party. It would be kind of awkward if I go without him(I am going regardless). There is a great chance that he gets laid and goes down in school history for tagging the hottest chick on campus. He is making a HUUUUUUUUGE mistake, but then again, not having him there will increase my chances, I mean, who wouldn't fall for my devishly good looks and great personality?
Just fucking go already. Damn man, just say that Polo wearing dick Z is pucking in the roses. Or Z came with you and left with another guy. Or Z couldn't get his ankle bracelet off in time and wanted you to send his condolences. Christ, whatever, just plug your balls into a wall socket and get going. oy.
Seriously, fuck that shit...you can't go to a party without your "in." And obviously you have 0 chance of getting ass from that girl, considering she doesn't even want you there.
And if your roommate doesn't wanna slaughter that uterus, that's his choice; I'm sure he has his reasons. Just ask what they are if you're curious.
Now forget about those sloppy 2nds and go find some ass of your own.
And if your roommate doesn't wanna slaughter that uterus, that's his choice; I'm sure he has his reasons. Just ask what they are if you're curious.
Now forget about those sloppy 2nds and go find some ass of your own.
One other thing to consider bud: you are coming to a gambling forum's room for insanity in hopes of getting dating/girl advice. Some threads here:
Jerking Off Poll
Would you bone your neighbor?
Well, Who's Drinking Tonight???????
Shaven vs Hairy
Alabama teen rapes his mother
and of course, Fuck You
The Rubber Room is a great place, just don't know if my fellow apes are the ones to be asking about getting girls. What to do with them once you have them in bed? Absolutely, the kink runs through it. So anyways, wtf happened?
Jerking Off Poll
Would you bone your neighbor?
Well, Who's Drinking Tonight???????
Shaven vs Hairy
Alabama teen rapes his mother
and of course, Fuck You
The Rubber Room is a great place, just don't know if my fellow apes are the ones to be asking about getting girls. What to do with them once you have them in bed? Absolutely, the kink runs through it. So anyways, wtf happened?
I wasn't looking to hook up with her. She is fine and was wanting to see Z cause they are great friends from their time abroad. I thought that with your support we could get Z to make it out. I got word that the party was weak and decided to pound a bottle of wine (great buzz) and proceed to the bars with Z and have a baller time, like we always do. You guys are great though, there were alot of funny replies....I knew Z would come across the post and that is really the reason why I made it.
If Z is not gay then he knows she is a high maintanence psycho bitch drama queen for which one must pay a high price just to sniff the poontang. Go to the party, tell psycho slut Z is coming shortly then just wait it out and hopefully you will at least get to feel up some drunken coed before the night is out....go home....jack off...not a bad evening if you ask me.
