My resignation speech here:

[GreenDoberman]

Should I lose to Choptalk (aka Internet faker e-dick piece of shit), I just want to say the Rx should move forward in its quest to blindfold youngsters who haven't yet found the likes of Jim Feist and Wayne Root.

It is OK we will blind you with epiileptic avatars of underachieving teams and it will be a metaphor for our underachieving educations because we live in Louisiana and our sole source of pride is paying for out of state recruits at said university in the sole hopes they can compete with other paid state college recruits (re: Ohio State, USC), and then we may win a mythical national championship that will take the focus away from our complete illiteracy as a state and basic function to provide a productive member of society (that mean you Choptalk, read it again...slowly retard).
Despite the fact we are intelecutally far inferior we will still pretend we actually have a fucking clue handicapping when it fact we do not. If we perhaps by coin flip show up in the plus mid-season, we will run faster than Tom Joad in the Grapes of Wrath.
By all means, keep in mind I haven't a fucking clue as to predicting winner whether it be Mr. .400 Chipper of Mr. 600 Homers Jay Bruce. I am the epitome of diarhhea of hyperbole, but some of you suckers will believe I have a clue,

Sincerely,
Fucked up,
Chopvagina

 

[teazeman]

and to think, I was going to make a thread a day or two ago saying the RR needed a pickmeup

no shit, Greenman has thrown down the gautlet today. i'll be awaiting further developments on this story...........................

 

[GreenDoberman]

D,
You the man, Choppygina's mother even voted for me. I'm almost disappointed as my master plan was to start a site for those with IQ's over 150. Obviously, it would have been me white ruler over you two brown boys (that's generous with the IQ considering the Dispatch-Times for Roger-doger, remember wh'as happening hayhayjay).

And then we figured oiut retards from looose-iana were reading our shit, from the BaY Area and Back Down, all the way to Rich-murder town. anewe ain't flexing muscles because the report is actually death (calm down D, people in the Bay area die at 1 dime a pop, and Rich-town, shit you know that Raj, everyday all day).

I'm in Vegas just laughing, waiting for the Bash and my big Ass HAIRY ASS inidan mofo's (serioulsly tell dem yo uown Irak, instead of 7-11). And I'll give you the sick-ass tour of town. We down. You down. get your ass here.

 

[GreenDoberman]

teazeman
hope to see you in august, yo know i'm mr. mellow as well.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

It doesn't get better than drunk at 9 a.m. GreenDoberman.

Yes, I'm aware that your typing prowess suggests that you're not, but it's more fun imagining you chugging a bottle of wine and yelling at your computer screen while mashing the keyboard.