My Girl Roomates are Having a Party and I have a Case of The Shiits

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What can I take to help me from stop shitting in time for the party tonight? I get embarrassed being in the bathroom for long periods of time because i know they will think im dropping spikes...what medicine over the counter is there?
 

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fried provolone cheese........tasty too
 

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poor guy has a legitimate affliction that could at one time happen to each and everyone on this forum..and he gets sent to the RR...

someone start a prayer thread for him
 

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I feel for you bro. Whatever you do, do not do any cocaine. Even if they are.
 
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smoke a little weed on the bowl and push a little ....clear ya right up ...chicoriconyc .......ya might have to do it two or three times ...:pope: make sure you move arms like the pope here.clear ya right up
 

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If you have the time, if its tomorrow or so, Eat a box of bran flakes and drink a bottle of tequila, its a perfect bowl cleaner... But make sure you have the correct amount of time....

But seriously

Tips for managing diarrhea with medication:

* Take 2 tablespoons of Kaopectate after each loose stool.
* If Kaopectate does not help in 12 hours, take two tablets of Immodium after each loose stool (do not take more than eight tablets in 24 hours).
* If the Immodium does not help in 24 hours or if the diarrhea is still severe after 12 hours, call your doctor.

Tips for managing diarrhea without medication:

* Drink liquids frequently. Increase the amount to 2 to 3 liters or quarts daily as tolerated, or try sipping liquids in small amounts throughout the day. Choose pulpless fruit juices, broths, or sodas (without caffeine). Chicken broth (without the fat), tea with honey, and sports drinks also are good choices. Instead of drinking liquids with your meals, drink liquids between meals.
* Avoid eating solid foods as long as the diarrhea continues. After the diarrhea improves, you can begin eating solid foods in small amounts.
* Try these low-fiber foods: yogurt, rice, noodles, grape juice, ripe bananas, applesauce, smooth peanut butter, white bread, chicken or turkey without the skin, tender or ground beef, fish, cottage cheese, and cream cheese.
* Avoid greasy, fatty, or fried foods; raw vegetables and fruits; strong spices, and whole-grain cereals and breads.
* Limit food or beverages with caffeine, such as chocolate, coffee, strong tea, and some sodas.
* If you have cramping with diarrhea, avoid gas-forming foods and beverages such as beans, cabbage, beer, and carbonated beverages.
* If you are taking an antibiotic, add yogurt with active cultures to your diet. Call your health care provider if the diarrhea continues. You may need to try another antibiotic.
 

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And as a strong tip, refrain from too much booze. Trouser Troopers would be a major killer!
 

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use it to your advantage. Some girls are into shit
 

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eat bananas and popcorn. I've had a case of the shits the last 2 days, and they've worked wonders
 

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evertime i get the shits, i smoke some weed.......does the trick every time:103631605
 

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take one of the bitches into the bathroom with you. If she hangs around then you know shes down. If she licks your ass after, you know shes a keeper. Stop being a wuss.
 

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ohh wow skinsraj28, i clicked on your damn link, and let me tell you, it was one of the worst mistakes i've ever made i think, here it is 700 in the morning and i'm eating breakfast, checkin the ol rubber room for a good laugh, and i decided to check up on gavlam to see if he ended up shittin all night or not, and i click on the damn shit site not knowing for sure what it was, as soon as it opened, i #1 closed it as fast as i could #2 went ahead and threw the rest of my eggs and toast out and #3 have to think about that horrible site the rest of the day, THANKS ALOT, so all i can say is warning warning warning do not click on post #15, anyways what weird bitches, haha, i think i'll just go back to good ol hottest chick ever contest
 

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